From: "Rob Mabey" Subject: Re: BB: Red Rock Rendezvous Date: 02 Jul 2002 13:16:18 -0600 We are waiting out the rain for a day in the VOQ at Fort Wainright, AK, and will now pass on going to Prudhoe due to rain and snou (mud) up that way. No real problems other than a broken right bag mount and tore of my spray fender on the rear wheel. A great trip so far, especially the top of the world highway in to AK from Dawson City. The mosquitos here are just wonderful and everything you've heard about them is true. The GS' look a mess but are running great - just the right machine for what we are doing. Will spend the 4th at Denali I guess. Missed the Red Rock, but this has been great too. Thanks Crit for letting me tack on to your message for the addrsss. Bob ---------- Original Message ---------------------------------- Reply-To: Swan555@aol.com >I would like to thank everyone in the club for making this year's Red Rock >another sucess. I would thank you each by name, but I would not want to leave >anyone else and there are people who took care of problems at the rally, that >probably no one else even noticed. I has so many people come up to me and >tell me they have attended each of the three years and how much they look >forward to it and what a good time they have at our Rally. >I can't think of a bunch of people I would rather work with on any probject, >including saving the world. No that we have jinxed the rain, maybe next year >we can get rid of fires, as well. >Crit > >**************************************************************** >The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List >http://www.beehive-beemers.org >**************************************************************** > **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: IRONHORSMC@aol.com Subject: BB: Brunch Anyone? Chez Betty, Park City... Date: 04 Jul 2002 02:02:29 EDT CHEZ BETTY Extends their invitation to the Members of The Beehive Beemers BB Sunday Brunch Two for One Special This Sunday! July 7, 2002 Salt Lake Riders meet 11:00 AM At Kmart at the mouth of Parleys Canyon! Arrive CHEZ BETTY 11:30 AM Park City Riders meet at CHEZ BETTY at 11:30 AM Sunday Brunch At CHEZ BETTY With a Discount! Better not miss this one! Bring someone special! Turn Left at Cole Sports & Look for M/C's **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Swan555@aol.com Subject: BB: 1088 results Date: 07 Jul 2002 09:47:42 EDT Just curious about the results of last weekend's 1088 **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: jebberg@xmission.com Subject: BB: Sat Meeting Date: 09 Jul 2002 07:18:29 -0600 I will be on vacation over the next 2 weekends and will miss the meeting this coming Sat. I heard that Crit resigned as rally chair after 3 years and that the board is looking for a replacement. Vic Arnold get my vote! Hope everyone has a safe and fun time. Jeb **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Andy Sager" Subject: Re: BB: Sat Meeting Date: 09 Jul 2002 10:35:24 -0400 You asked for it Jeb. In your absence we are planning on nominating and putting up for vote, you as the rally chair for 2003. When will you learn that the first one to open thier mouths always gets stuck with it. Honestly, we are looking to appoint a rally chair and want to do it soon. However, we want to have a rally recap meeting and welcome feedback from the masses as to what has been good, and what can we improve on. So if you have comments, please feel free to share them with me at mailto:andy@hind-sight.net. Or find me or a board member at the meeting this Saturday. Thanks Jeb for bringing it up and have a good vacation. I will see the rest of you at the Copper Mill in Logan, UT at noon. > I will be on vacation over the next 2 weekends and will miss the meeting > this coming Sat. I heard that Crit resigned as rally chair after 3 years > and that the board is looking for a replacement. Vic Arnold get my vote! > > Hope everyone has a safe and fun time. > > > Jeb > Andy Sager President, Beehive Beemers **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "John F. Fitzgerald" Subject: BB: Beware US89 East of Logon Date: 09 Jul 2002 12:36:17 -0600 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_000F_01C22745.38502B80 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hi Members: I thought that I should warn those of you planning to go to Bear Lake = this Saturday that be aware that there's MAJOR construction on US 89 = East of Logan for about 7 miles. These sections are bumpy & dusty with = about 4 sections of 1-way traffic controlled by lights. ALSO east of = Beaver Mtn Ski Hill for about 4 miles of what was a great road, the UDOT = highway dept. has ruined the pavement with an excessive amount of Tar = Snakes which could catch-up with a curve cowboy. See ya in Logan: John Fitzgerald ------=_NextPart_000_000F_01C22745.38502B80 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
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I thought that I should warn those of you planning = to go to=20 Bear Lake this Saturday that be aware that there's MAJOR = construction on US=20 89 East of Logan for about 7 miles. These sections are =  bumpy=20 & dusty with about 4 sections of 1-way traffic controlled by = lights.=20 ALSO east of Beaver Mtn Ski Hill for about 4 miles of what was a great = road,=20 the UDOT highway dept. has ruined the pavement with an = excessive=20 amount of Tar Snakes which could catch-up with a curve = cowboy.
 
See ya in Logan: John = Fitzgerald
------=_NextPart_000_000F_01C22745.38502B80-- **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Andy Sager" Subject: Re: BB: Beware US89 East of Logon Date: 10 Jul 2002 10:58:29 -0400 Thanks John, It looks like I have no other way around it as I will be coming from Smoot, WY on Saturday morning. See you all there. > > > Hi Members: > > I thought that I should warn those of you planning to go to Bear Lake this Saturday that be aware that there's MAJOR construction on US 89 East of Logan for about 7 miles. These sections are bumpy & dusty with about 4 sections of 1-way traffic controlled by lights. ALSO east of Beaver Mtn Ski Hill for about 4 miles of what was a great road, the UDOT highway dept. has ruined the pavement with an excessive amount of Tar Snakes which could catch-up with a curve cowboy. > > See ya in Logan: John Fitzgerald > > Andy Sager **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Andy Sager" Subject: Re: BB: Beware US89 East of Logon Date: 10 Jul 2002 17:07:20 -0400 Thanks Big D, Vic Kennedy in Thayne, WY also suggested that route and it looks like that is the plan. Thanks for everyones help and I am looking forward to a good riding weekend. Andy > Actually, you DO have an option. Take 89 to 30, through Afton, then Hwy 36 to Hwy > 34 and come down through Riverdale and Preston. It's a nice ride with (usually) little > traffic, roads were OK last time I came through that way. May be more miles, but will > take less time.... > > DG > > On 10 Jul 2002 at 10:58, Andy Sager wrote: > > > Thanks John, > > > > It looks like I have no other way around it as I will be coming from > > Smoot, WY on Saturday morning. > > > > See you all there. > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hi Members: > > > > > > I thought that I should warn those of you planning to go to Bear > > > Lake > > this Saturday that be aware that there's MAJOR construction on US 89 > > East of Logan for about 7 miles. These sections are bumpy & dusty > > with about 4 sections of 1-way traffic controlled by lights. ALSO east > > of Beaver Mtn Ski Hill for about 4 miles of what was a great road, the > > UDOT highway dept. has ruined the pavement with an excessive amount of > > Tar Snakes which could catch-up with a curve cowboy. > > See ya in > > Logan: John Fitzgerald > > > > **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "DeVern Gerber" Subject: Re: BB: Beware US89 East of Logon Date: 10 Jul 2002 11:31:07 -0600 Actually, you DO have an option. Take 89 to 30, through Afton, then Hwy 36 to Hwy 34 and come down through Riverdale and Preston. It's a nice ride with (usually) little traffic, roads were OK last time I came through that way. May be more miles, but will take less time.... DG On 10 Jul 2002 at 10:58, Andy Sager wrote: > Thanks John, > > It looks like I have no other way around it as I will be coming from > Smoot, WY on Saturday morning. > > See you all there. > > > > > > > > Hi Members: > > > > I thought that I should warn those of you planning to go to Bear > > Lake > this Saturday that be aware that there's MAJOR construction on US 89 > East of Logan for about 7 miles. These sections are bumpy & dusty > with about 4 sections of 1-way traffic controlled by lights. ALSO east > of Beaver Mtn Ski Hill for about 4 miles of what was a great road, the > UDOT highway dept. has ruined the pavement with an excessive amount of > Tar Snakes which could catch-up with a curve cowboy. > > See ya in > Logan: John Fitzgerald > > > > Andy Sager > > > **************************************************************** > The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List > http://www.beehive-beemers.org > **************************************************************** > **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: DNA Subject: Re: BB: Beware US89 East of Logon Date: 12 Jul 2002 05:22:31 -0700 (PDT) Anyone planning on camping out @ Franklin this weekend? --- DeVern Gerber wrote: > Actually, you DO have an option. Take 89 to 30, > through Afton, then Hwy 36 to Hwy > 34 and come down through Riverdale and Preston. > It's a nice ride with (usually) little > traffic, roads were OK last time I came through that > way. May be more miles, but will > take less time.... > > DG > > On 10 Jul 2002 at 10:58, Andy Sager wrote: > > > Thanks John, > > > > It looks like I have no other way around it as I > will be coming from > > Smoot, WY on Saturday morning. > > > > See you all there. > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hi Members: > > > > > > I thought that I should warn those of you > planning to go to Bear > > > Lake > > this Saturday that be aware that there's MAJOR > construction on US 89 > > East of Logan for about 7 miles. These sections > are bumpy & dusty > > with about 4 sections of 1-way traffic controlled > by lights. ALSO east > > of Beaver Mtn Ski Hill for about 4 miles of what > was a great road, the > > UDOT highway dept. has ruined the pavement with an > excessive amount of > > Tar Snakes which could catch-up with a curve > cowboy. > > See ya in > > Logan: John Fitzgerald > > > > > > Andy Sager > > > > > > > **************************************************************** > > The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List > > http://www.beehive-beemers.org > > > **************************************************************** > > > > > > > **************************************************************** > The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List > http://www.beehive-beemers.org > **************************************************************** __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Sign up for SBC Yahoo! Dial - First Month Free http://sbc.yahoo.com **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Michael Clark" Subject: RE: BB: Beware US89 East of Logon Date: 13 Jul 2002 18:16:53 -0600 May be more miles, but will take less time.... DG That's what I need. A device that slows down time the more I ride. -- Mike **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "DeVern Gerber" Subject: BB: This sorta explains BMW's new marketing thrust on motorcycles...... Date: 16 Jul 2002 23:08:00 -0600 Can't understand where or how BMW came up with things like "Orlando Orange", or the CS (now tell me again, just WHAT the hell is that "thing" on the tank????) and the cruuuuuuuuzer (Be Unique, show your individuality-- just like everyone else who bought one that looks just like yours....). It's all about the "y-bodies" folks.... Just point your browser at: http://autoextremist.com/ Caution, read enough of this site and you'll see why some of us wish that BMW, along with several others, still made machines geared for XX-bodies..... (Chromosomally speaking) Best, DeVern DeVern Gerber gerberd@mtwest.net '83 R80ST '95 R1100RSL (Das Amsdel) Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell! **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Cindy Yorgason" Subject: BB: Escorts wanted Date: 17 Jul 2002 19:10:21 -0600 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_000C_01C22DC5.98CBDE60 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Once again, I am looking for people from the club that would be = interested in helping escort a bicycle event. This is the 4th annual = Cycle for Life by the Cyclist Against Drunk Driving (CADD) and takes = place on Sept 21st in Ogden and Morgan Valley. You can see more information at: http://ut-id-cycling.com/cfl.html Basically, what we would do is enjoy the beautiful roads of these two = valleys while escorting the cyclists on their rides. This has a couple = reasons, to make everyone more visible to people riding on more than 2 = wheels and to be available to support the cyclists with patch kits or = floor pumps or letting the people helping with the ride know where there = is trouble. It's a great activity and when the weather cooperates the colors are = great. If you are interested, please let me know and thanks in advance. Cindy '00 R11R ------=_NextPart_000_000C_01C22DC5.98CBDE60 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
Once again, I am looking for people = from the club=20 that would be interested in helping escort a bicycle event.  This = is the=20 4th annual Cycle for Life by the Cyclist Against Drunk Driving (CADD) = and takes=20 place on Sept 21st in Ogden and Morgan Valley.
 
You can see more information at:  = http://ut-id-cycling.com/cfl.h= tml
 
Basically, what we would do is enjoy = the beautiful=20 roads of these two valleys while escorting the cyclists on their = rides. =20 This has a couple reasons, to make everyone more visible to people = riding on=20 more than 2 wheels and to be available to support the cyclists with = patch kits=20 or floor pumps or letting the people helping with the ride know where = there is=20 trouble.
 
It's a great activity and when the = weather=20 cooperates the colors are great.  If you are interested, please let = me know=20 and thanks in advance.
 
Cindy
'00 R11R
------=_NextPart_000_000C_01C22DC5.98CBDE60-- **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "DeVern Gerber" Subject: BB: Investment Advice Date: 19 Jul 2002 23:28:14 -0600 Well, the crumbling of the markets in the last few weeks has totally eradicated any ideas about springing for a new ride, at least for the time being. May I take this opportunity to offer my fellow BeemerPhiles a bit of investment advice, to be carried out the rest of this summer season?? With the DOW down over 350 points today, I offer you the following suggestion: If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would still have $214.00 Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. Best, DeVern DeVern Gerber gerberd@mtwest.net '83 R80ST '95 R1100RSL (Das Amsdel) Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell! **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Tom S. Bingham" Subject: BB: Re: Investment Advice Date: 20 Jul 2002 07:22:06 -0600 DeVern, I heartily concur. In fact, I'm headed out in just a moment to purchase 24 units of that particular investment. Thanks for the advice! Tom S. Bingham R1150RT (safely parked in garage before research started on new investment) --SNIP > With the DOW down over 350 points today, I offer you the following > suggestion: > If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it > would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the > original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 > left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not > the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans > for recycling, you would still have $214.00 > > Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily > and recycle. > > Best, > > DeVern > DeVern Gerber > gerberd@mtwest.net > > '83 R80ST > '95 R1100RSL (Das Amsdel) > Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell! > > > **************************************************************** > The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List > http://www.beehive-beemers.org > **************************************************************** > > **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: DNA Subject: Re: BB: Re: Investment Advice Date: 20 Jul 2002 06:43:17 -0700 (PDT) D: My potfatio has increased by 10lbs and 2" so I do have something to show for the beer investment. tee-hee. --- "Tom S. Bingham" wrote: > DeVern, > > I heartily concur. In fact, I'm headed out in just > a moment to purchase 24 > units of that particular investment. > > Thanks for the advice! > > Tom S. Bingham > R1150RT (safely parked in garage before research > started on new investment) > > --SNIP > > With the DOW down over 350 points today, I offer > you the following > > suggestion: > > If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock > one year ago, it > > would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would > have $16.50 of the > > original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would > have less than $5.00 > > left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of > Budweiser (the beer, not > > the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then > turned in the cans > > for recycling, you would still have $214.00 > > > > Based on the above, my current investment advice > is to drink heavily > > and recycle. > > > > Best, > > > > DeVern > > DeVern Gerber > > gerberd@mtwest.net > > > > '83 R80ST > > '95 R1100RSL (Das Amsdel) > > Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell! > > > > > > > **************************************************************** > > The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List > > http://www.beehive-beemers.org > > > **************************************************************** > > > > > > > > **************************************************************** > The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List > http://www.beehive-beemers.org > **************************************************************** __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: DNA Subject: BB: Invest in Beer Date: 20 Jul 2002 06:48:21 -0700 (PDT) --0-449323413-1027172901=:10348 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Disposition: inline Note: forwarded message attached. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com --0-449323413-1027172901=:10348 Content-Type: message/rfc822 X-Apparently-To: ducati84121@yahoo.com via -40.-120.-82.40; 18 Jul 2002 18:58:16 -0700 (PDT) Return-Path: Received: from 216.136.224.65 (HELO web14502.mail.yahoo.com) (216.136.224.65) by mta461.mail.yahoo.com with SMTP; 18 Jul 2002 18:58:16 -0700 (PDT) Received: from [65.102.154.61] by web14502.mail.yahoo.com via HTTP; Thu, 18 Jul 2002 18:58:16 PDT Brittney Jensen , Chris Dane Jensen , Robert Hildebrand Jensen , Jeffreytodd Murry , Cary Nemelka , Rhett Nemelka , Alan Short MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="0-1071657508-1027043896=:76171" Content-Length: 3246 --0-1071657508-1027043896=:76171 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Disposition: inline Note: forwarded message attached. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Autos - Get free new car price quotes http://autos.yahoo.com --0-1071657508-1027043896=:76171 Content-Type: message/rfc822 X-Apparently-To: jessjensen9@yahoo.com via -40.-120.-32.68; 18 Jul 2002 15:24:55 -0700 (PDT) X-Track: 1: 100 Return-Path: Received: from 216.163.94.2 (HELO qseawebwall.quadracap) (216.163.94.2) by mta574.mail.yahoo.com with SMTP; 18 Jul 2002 15:24:54 -0700 (PDT) Received: from 192.168.255.68 by qsea_webwall.quadracap (InterScan E-Mail VirusWall NT); Thu, 18 Jul 2002 15:37:14 -0700 Received: from qsea_exch.quadracap (unverified) by QSEA_SMTP.Quadracap (Content Technologies SMTPRS 4.2.5) with ESMTP id ; Thu, 18 Jul 2002 15:21:15 -0700 Received: by QSEA_EXCH with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) id ; Thu, 18 Jul 2002 15:32:41 -0700 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Length: 2538 -----Original Message----- Sent: Thursday, July 18, 2002 9:11 AM INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon, when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are are are the scorecards from the event: CHILI # 1 MIKE'S MANIAC MOBSTER MONSTER CHILI JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick. JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. FRANK: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. __________________________________________________________ CHILI # 2 ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang. JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. FRANK: Keep this out of the reach of children I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. __________________________________________________________ CHILI # 3 FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans. JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all the beer. ________________________________________________________ CHILI # 4 BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it, is it possible to burnout taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. bitch is starting to look HOT just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an aphrodisiac? _______________________________________________________ CHILI # 5 LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very Impressive. JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. FRANK: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off myforehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage, Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off? It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks! ________________________________________________________ CHILI # 6 VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers. JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone! ___________________________________________________ CHILI # 7 SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge Number 3, He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my damn shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suckit in throughthe 4-inch hole in my stomach. "Nevermore." --Frank --0-1071657508-1027043896=:76171-- --0-449323413-1027172901=:10348-- **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: John Beeson Subject: BB: New personalized cooling system Date: 20 Jul 2002 07:19:16 -0700 Now I could really get into the idea of this one for the bike, of course if its for the military it will probably cost about $5,000 dollars each. John B By David Stauth, 541-737-0787 SOURCE: Kevin Drost, 541-737-2575 CORVALLIS - With members of the United States armed forces increasingly faced with the prospect of serving or fighting in nations that may have sweltering summer temperatures, a new push is under way to develop a personalized "cooling system" that could help prevent heat stroke. Toward that goal, Oregon State University and the Pacific Northwest National Laboratory in Richland, Wash., have received a three-year, $6 million grant from the U.S. Department of Defense to develop an effective, lightweight, individual cooling unit using the latest concepts in microtechnology. When perfected, the new system might be of significant value to members of the armed forces, especially soldiers who might be exposed to chemical or biological weapons and must wear airtight protective clothing. In addition, it could assist other emergency personnel who have to work in extremely hot or confining situations - firefighters, people wearing fully-protective outfits to respond to hazardous material spills, police wearing bulky bulletproof vests, and others. "In a very hot climate a soldier in full battle dress can get heat stroke in 10-20 minutes, and the effectiveness of fighting units can be dramatically reduced," said Kevin Drost, a professor of mechanical engineering at OSU. "For years the military has wanted some type of individualized cooling system that service people could use in certain situations, but they were never able to develop something lightweight, versatile and durable enough to be practical." Special types of shirts have already been developed, Drost said, that contain tubing through which coolants could be circulated and thereby reduce the heat overload on the body. But any existing types of refrigeration units to cool those circulating liquids are far too heavy and have to be run by large, bulky batteries. As an alternative, OSU and PNNL experts in new types of microtechnology are planning to develop and perfect a very small, heat-actuated heat pump that uses diesel fuel as an energy source. The energy source for cooling is a small, compact combustion system that could provide about 10,000 watts of energy per kilogram of fuel, far exceeding the performance of batteries. The entire energy plant and heat pump might weigh only 3-4 pounds and have the capability of cooling a person for several hours before re-fueling. A prototype of the new system should be complete within three years, officials say. The research is another initiative of OSU's evolving work in microtechnology-based energy and chemical systems, or MECS initiative, based largely in its College of Engineering. **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Subject: BB: Photos....Top of the Rockies BMW Rally, Paonia CO Date: 23 Jul 2002 13:27:19 -0600 http://community.webshots.com/album/44531164smugUv Just back from the 30th annual rally at Paonia Colorado. Fantastic roads and great weather except for a couple hours of afternoon rain on Saturday. I took I-40 out and I-70 back to Utah. I was the first S to arrive among about 1000 bikes. I didn't get a count on how many were registered. Quite worth the time and in fact I think it would take a full week to get a sense that you've seen the best of the roads and area. Many of you already know exactly what I'm talking about. Many told my that this was one of their favorites. I'll likely be back next year. Cheers, Ron Eden, Utah http://community.webshots.com/album/44531164smugUv **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: IRONHORSMC@aol.com Subject: BB: Invitation to UBBC Breakfast ride this Sunday... Date: 26 Jul 2002 21:24:36 EDT To all Members, Beehive Beemers... All members are invited to Join the Utah British Bike Club Breakfast Ride this Sunday... Park City Riders may join the ride at the junction of Emigration Canyon and the East Canyon Road off I-80 at about 9:30... This should be a short ride, but fun! Forwarded Message: Subj: Utah British Bike Club, Breakfast Run! Sunday, July 28th East Canyon Resort Meet at the Kmart, Parleys way 9AM Ride Leaves at 9:15 A Pleasant Ride Up Emigration Canyon And Over East Canyon This Ride should not take all day! **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: DNA Subject: BB: Fwd: Fw: Here's a Cowboy joke I thought you might enjoy... Date: 27 Jul 2002 12:53:19 -0700 (PDT) --0-1178022951-1027799599=:20777 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Disposition: inline Note: forwarded message attached. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! 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She was a > very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very > little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a > ranch hand. > > > > Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought > long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire > the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than > the drunk. > > He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot > about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing > very well. > > > > Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a > really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick > up your heels." > > > > The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. > However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired > hand. He returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by > the fireplace. > > > > She quietly called him over to her. > > > > "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she > directed. > > "Now take off my boots." He did so, slowly. > > "Now take off my socks." He did. > > "Now take off my skirt." He did. > > "Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as he was told. > > "Now," she said, "take off my panties." > > He slowly pulled them down and off. Then she looked at him and said, > > > > > > "Don't you ever wear my clothes to town again!" > > > > --NextPart_Webmail_9m3u9jl4l_21224_1027788156-- --0-1178022951-1027799599=:20777-- **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: DNA Subject: BB: Fwd: (no subject) Date: 27 Jul 2002 20:49:13 -0700 (PDT) --0-685286840-1027828153=:56401 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Disposition: inline Note: forwarded message attached. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com --0-685286840-1027828153=:56401 Content-Type: message/rfc822 X-Apparently-To: ducati84121@yahoo.com via -40.-120.-82.38; 27 Jul 2002 12:57:11 -0700 (PDT) X-Track: 1: 100 Return-Path: Received: from 64.12.136.162 (EHLO imo-m07.mx.aol.com) (64.12.136.162) by mta624.mail.yahoo.com with SMTP; 27 Jul 2002 12:57:11 -0700 (PDT) Received: from K7RHJ@cs.com by imo-m07.mx.aol.com (mail_out_v32.21.) id 9.98.2980e318 (3940); Sat, 27 Jul 2002 15:57:07 -0400 (EDT) dbarber@mtwest.net MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="part1_98.2980e318.2a745512_boundary" X-Mailer: CompuServe 2000 6.0 for Windows US sub 10512 Content-Length: 959 --part1_98.2980e318.2a745512_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Anagrams An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has far too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble. Wait till you see the last one! Dormitory----When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room Evangelist----When you rearrange the letters: Evil's Agent Desperation----When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends It The Morse Code----When you rearrange the letters: Here Come Dots Slot Machines----When you rearrange the letters: Cash Lost in 'em Animosity----When you rearrange the letters: Is No Amity Mother-in-law----When you rearrange the letters: Woman Hitler Snooze Alarms----When you rearrange the letters: Alas! No More Z's A Decimal Point----When you rearrange the letters: I'm a Dot in Place The Earthquakes----When you rearrange the letters: That Queer Shake Eleven plus two---When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA---It can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS --part1_98.2980e318.2a745512_boundary Content-Type: text/html; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit

Anagrams

An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or
rearranging the letters of another word or phrase.  The following are
exceptionally clever.  Someone out there either has far too much time to
waste or is deadly at Scrabble. Wait till you see the last one!


Dormitory----When you rearrange the letters:
Dirty Room


Evangelist----When you rearrange the letters:
Evil's Agent

Desperation----When you rearrange the letters:
A Rope Ends It


The Morse Code----When you rearrange the letters:
Here Come Dots

Slot Machines----When you rearrange the letters:
Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity----When you rearrange the letters:
Is No Amity

Mother-in-law----When you rearrange the letters:
Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms----When you rearrange the letters:
Alas! No More Z's

A Decimal Point----When you rearrange the letters:
I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes----When you rearrange the letters:
That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two---When you rearrange the letters:
Twelve plus one
And for the grand finale:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA---It can be rearranged (with no letters left
over, and using each letter only once) into:
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

                                   


--part1_98.2980e318.2a745512_boundary-- --0-685286840-1027828153=:56401-- **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Jeff S." Subject: BB: Victor weekend Date: 29 Jul 2002 09:00:34 -0700 (PDT) BB: Our Victor camp out is coming up this weekend Aug 2,3 & 4th. I personally have never been there before. Can someone out there give me directions to the camp site? thanks Jeff S. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "DeVern Gerber" Subject: Re: BB: Victor weekend Date: 29 Jul 2002 18:20:51 -0600 Jeff; IIRC it's on the west side of the thriving metropolis of Victor, ID-- not too far out of town. Be careful if you come through town from the east, traffic can be horrendous and the waits at the stoplights are miserable in the heat. Also, look out for the photo radar cop that hangs out in front of the old bank building. Best, DeVern On 29 Jul 2002 at 9:00, Jeff S. wrote: > BB: > > Our Victor camp out is coming up this weekend Aug > 2,3 & 4th. I personally have never been there before. > Can someone out there give me directions to the camp > site? > > thanks > Jeff S. > > > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better > http://health.yahoo.com > > **************************************************************** > The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List > http://www.beehive-beemers.org > **************************************************************** > DeVern Gerber gerberd@mtwest.net '83 R80ST '95 R1100RSL (Das Amsdel) Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell! **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "David R. Hartwig" Subject: BB: Victor ID Date: 29 Jul 2002 20:52:56 -0600 Hey, saw a couple of people talking about the Victor Idaho event this weekend. Saw it in BMW ON several months ago but haven't seen it in past couple of months. What is it? Where is it at? Cost? Camping available? Thanks in advance for the info. David **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "David R. Hartwig" Subject: BB: Victor Weekend Date: 30 Jul 2002 19:08:54 -0600 Thanks all for the info. Anybody have info on 89 from Brigham through Logan and up? I remember reading that there was construction (comments about the lunch in Logan last month). David **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Andy Sager" Subject: Re: BB: Victor Weekend Date: 31 Jul 2002 11:40:04 -0400 David, The campout in Victor, Idaho is a club event. You might be confusing it with the Stanley Stomp in Stanley, ID put on by the Idaho club which is the following weekend. I personally have not attended this BB outing but will be there this weekend. The construction up Logan canyon to Bear Lake is still there. There are 3 to 4 spots on the road where it is only one lane with stop lights directing traffic. It would not have been bad except for the record breaking heat the day we rode it. For those that are planning on going, I will see you on Saturday as I am spending Friday night with family in Smoot, Wyoming. For those of you who are not planning on going, direct your middle finger at the things that will not let you go and just go, unless it is your spouse, then beg and plead. Trust me, you need it. See you there. Andy Sager > Thanks all for the info. Anybody have info on 89 from Brigham through > Logan and up? I remember reading that there was construction (comments > about the lunch in Logan last month). > > David > **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "john merrick" Subject: Re: BB: Victor Weekend Date: 31 Jul 2002 12:34:45 -0600 Best way to get there is probably to Evanston then north to Alpine Jct. on 191 ? Then instead of turning right to Jackson go over the hill past the reservoir to Victor. I won't make it have to look at some of the finer lockups in southern Utah. But am considering Stanley next week. 'It matters not what you Ride' "Only that you Ride" RWP 'Large' Pres. Blue Knights Utah I ----- Original Message ----- Sent: Wednesday, July 31, 2002 9:40 AM > David, > > The campout in Victor, Idaho is a club event. You might be confusing > it with the Stanley Stomp in Stanley, ID put on by the Idaho club which > is the following weekend. I personally have not attended this BB > outing but will be there this weekend. > > The construction up Logan canyon to Bear Lake is still there. There > are 3 to 4 spots on the road where it is only one lane with stop lights > directing traffic. It would not have been bad except for the record > breaking heat the day we rode it. > > For those that are planning on going, I will see you on Saturday as I > am spending Friday night with family in Smoot, Wyoming. For those of > you who are not planning on going, direct your middle finger at the > things that will not let you go and just go, unless it is your spouse, > then beg and plead. Trust me, you need it. > > See you there. > > Andy Sager > > > > Thanks all for the info. Anybody have info on 89 from Brigham through > > Logan and up? I remember reading that there was construction > (comments > > about the lunch in Logan last month). > > > > David > > > > > **************************************************************** > The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List > http://www.beehive-beemers.org > **************************************************************** > **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "DeVern Gerber" Subject: Re: BB: Victor Weekend Date: 31 Jul 2002 12:43:56 -0600 Planning on looking from the inside or the outside, John???? :^) DeVern On 31 Jul 2002 at 12:34, john merrick wrote: > Best way to get there is probably to Evanston then north to Alpine > Jct. on 191 ? Then instead of turning right to Jackson go over the > hill past the reservoir to Victor. I won't make it have to look at > some of the finer lockups in southern Utah. **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Jeb Berg" Subject: Re: BB: Victor Weekend Date: 31 Jul 2002 21:26:00 -0600 Victor is one of my favorite events and I had to miss last year. I was planning to go this year but I have a last minute meeting in Detroit the requires my attendance. Damn - I get back late Friday night and can't make the trip. I hope all have a fun and safe trip. Jeb ----- Original Message ----- Sent: Wednesday, July 31, 2002 9:40 AM > David, > > The campout in Victor, Idaho is a club event. You might be confusing > it with the Stanley Stomp in Stanley, ID put on by the Idaho club which > is the following weekend. I personally have not attended this BB > outing but will be there this weekend. > > The construction up Logan canyon to Bear Lake is still there. There > are 3 to 4 spots on the road where it is only one lane with stop lights > directing traffic. It would not have been bad except for the record > breaking heat the day we rode it. > > For those that are planning on going, I will see you on Saturday as I > am spending Friday night with family in Smoot, Wyoming. For those of > you who are not planning on going, direct your middle finger at the > things that will not let you go and just go, unless it is your spouse, > then beg and plead. Trust me, you need it. > > See you there. > > Andy Sager > > > > Thanks all for the info. Anybody have info on 89 from Brigham through > > Logan and up? I remember reading that there was construction > (comments > > about the lunch in Logan last month). > > > > David > > > > > **************************************************************** > The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List > http://www.beehive-beemers.org > **************************************************************** > **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org ****************************************************************