From: owner-beehive-beemers-digest@lists.xmission.com (beehive-beemers-digest) To: beehive-beemers-digest@lists.xmission.com Subject: beehive-beemers-digest V1 #89 Reply-To: $SENDER Sender: owner-beehive-beemers-digest@lists.xmission.com Errors-To: owner-beehive-beemers-digest@lists.xmission.com Precedence: bulk beehive-beemers-digest Tuesday, August 15 2000 Volume 01 : Number 089 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 20:46:08 -0700 From: john beeson Subject: Re: BB: Re: Where have all the young boys gone???? Well, I guess I can give the news from the Stomp. We had a little bit of dry lightening on Thurs. nite. The next morning about 9:30, a strike blew-up on the south side of the Yankee Fork road, up on the ridges at the end of the pavement. I was in Stanley with Dave and Sheri at the time and when we came out of the restaurant there was an enormous column of smoke bake towards camp. The sheriff had a roadblock at Sunbeam and told us to get in, pack up, and get out. As I rode by the fire I could tell it was at least 5 miles from camp and the wind wasn't blowing towards us. Back in camp things were very calm and the FS came in and told us we were ok to stay. About 25-30 people packed up and left anyway. I went back down to the roadblock, near that residential area, and listened to the radio chatter and talked with the people there. For a while they were taking people thru in small convoys. Then the fire spotted across the river and road into the campground that is right at the end of the pavement. At that point all traffic thru stopped and they were telling anybody to go out by Challis if they really wanted out or wait for an hour or so and see what would happen with the fire. Well, after about 2 hours they had the spot contained so the let a group go out again. They then let convoys come in also. That evening (fri) the FS Special Agent come up to camp and told us they were going to use the Bonanza camp for a base camp for the fire crews. We were going to move to a campground a mile or two above Custer. Later that night the FS returned to tell us we didn't have to move. Saturday was fairly normal except for the waits for a convoy going in or out. In the evening we were informed that we could start convoying out starting at am and we had to be out by 11:00. Something about a fire up behind us somewhere and (i think) that they were setting up a fire camp. The official story was changing every few minutes. Even with all the radios it was a different story at the two roadblocks and nobody seemed to know what what was happening. All in all a fairly normal fire. We suggested that all the rally tee and sweat shirts be scorched at the fire. Maybe next years shirts will come pre burnt. Missed a lot off you guys up there. You missed out on a memorable Stomp. :^)) JohnB **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 22:16:49 -0600 From: "DeVern Gerber" Subject: Re: BB: Where have all the young boys gone???? Yes, but that's because they didn't follow Clinton's lead-- they INHALED. :^) DG On 14 Aug 2000, at 22:28, Swan555@aol.com wrote: > My mother warned me about playing with boys like you. People are > probably recovering from smoke damage. It seems to me that some people > I went to college with took about a decade to recover from smoke > damage. Crit > DeVern Gerber gerberd@mtwest.net '83 R80ST '95 R1100RSL (Das Amsdel) Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell! **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 22:18:30 -0600 From: "Kuby" Subject: BB: Stomp Attendees This is a multi-part message in MIME format. - ------=_NextPart_000_0063_01C0063D.93A4D9C0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable I arrived Thursday about 4PM to find John Beeson and Frank Dunn. About = 5:30 Dave and Sherie landed. Friday morning the fire hit the fan. = Sunbeam Village was like Checkpoint Charlie. Dave & Joan, Bob Friese, = Dave Williams, & Mort were waiting there patiently when I returned from = breakfast. I has let in around noon-thirty. They eventually found = camping elsewhere. Around 5 Bob Carlson and Bob Valline arrived. = Saturday AM Mort slipped thru. John Sherfy came by but did not camp. The camp was never in danger but the road was closed often and info from = the F.S. was incomplete and changed often. We cleared out early Sunday. = I met the Bobs and Mort at Martha's in Blackfoot and had a good ride = back to Happy Valley with Bob Valline. dan k - ------=_NextPart_000_0063_01C0063D.93A4D9C0 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
I arrived Thursday about 4PM to find = John Beeson=20 and Frank Dunn. About 5:30 Dave and = Sherie=20 landed.  Friday morning the fire hit the fan.  = Sunbeam Village was like Checkpoint Charlie.  = Dave &=20 Joan, Bob Friese, Dave Williams, & Mort were waiting there patiently = when I=20 returned from breakfast.  I has let in around noon-thirty.  = They=20 eventually found camping elsewhere.  Around 5 Bob Carlson and Bob = Valline=20 arrived.  Saturday AM Mort slipped thru. John Sherfy came by but = did not=20 camp.
The camp was never in danger but the = road was=20 closed often and info from the F.S. was incomplete and changed = often.  We=20 cleared out early Sunday.  I met the Bobs and Mort at Martha's in = Blackfoot=20 and had a good ride back to Happy Valley with Bob Valline.
 
dan k
- ------=_NextPart_000_0063_01C0063D.93A4D9C0-- **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 22:22:59 -0600 From: "DeVern Gerber" Subject: BB: Re: Where have all the young boys gone???? That's what I get for wasting time watching a Dylan anthology on Sunday, after the races...... DG On 14 Aug 2000, at 20:40, Roi Agneta wrote: > DeVern, your interest in young boys is probably not something that > should be flaunted on a public mailing list. There are News Groups > that cater to that kind of thing! > > hahahahahahahahahaha - sorry, just thought I would beat Bob to the > punch on this one.. > > > Roi > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "DeVern Gerber" > To: > Sent: Monday, August 14, 2000 7:50 PM > Subject: BB: Where have all the young boys gone???? > > > > Long time passing....... > > > > Awfully quiet today in light of the fact that a significant number > > of club members were on the road this weekend. Writers cramp, or > > rider burnout?? Let's hear from those of you who were fortunate > > enough to hit the open road this past weekend! > > > > DG > > > > Living vicariously this week...... > > > > DeVern Gerber > > gerberd@mtwest.net > > > > '83 R80ST > > '95 R1100RSL (Das Amsdel) > > Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell! > > > > **************************************************************** The > > Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org > > **************************************************************** > > > DeVern Gerber gerberd@mtwest.net '83 R80ST '95 R1100RSL (Das Amsdel) Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell! **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 22:27:40 -0600 From: "DeVern Gerber" Subject: Re: BB: Re: Where have all the young boys gone???? Thanks for the report. Sounds like there was something to keep your interest, that's for sure..... DG On 14 Aug 2000, at 20:46, john beeson wrote: > Well, I guess I can give the news from the Stomp. We had a little bit > of dry lightening on Thurs. nite. The next morning about 9:30, a > strike blew-up on the south side of the Yankee Fork road, up on the > ridges at the end of the pavement. I was in Stanley with Dave and > Sheri at the time and when we came out of the restaurant there was an > enormous column of smoke bake towards camp. The sheriff had a > roadblock at Sunbeam and told us to get in, pack up, and get out. As > I rode by the fire I could tell it was at least 5 miles from camp and > the wind wasn't blowing towards us. Back in camp things were very > calm and the FS came in and told us we were ok to stay. About 25-30 > people packed up and left anyway. > DeVern Gerber gerberd@mtwest.net '83 R80ST '95 R1100RSL (Das Amsdel) Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell! **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 22:29:25 -0600 From: "DeVern Gerber" Subject: Re: BB: Re: Where have all the young boys gone???? PS: Did my fire fighting technique help at all?? Did you even offer such assistance to the nice FS officer???? DG On 14 Aug 2000, at 20:46, john beeson wrote: > Well, I guess I can give the news from the Stomp. We had a little bit > of dry lightening on Thurs. nite. The next morning about 9:30, a > strike blew-up on the south side of the Yankee Fork road, up on the > ridges at the end of the pavement. I was in Stanley with Dave and > Sheri at the time and when we came out of the restaurant there was an > enormous column of smoke bake towards camp. The sheriff had a > roadblock at Sunbeam and told us to get in, pack up, and get out. As > I rode by the fire I could tell it was at least 5 miles from camp and > the wind wasn't blowing towards us. Back in camp things were very > calm and the FS came in and told us we were ok to stay. About 25-30 > people packed up and left anyway. > > I went back down to the roadblock, near that residential area, and > listened to the radio chatter and talked with the people there. For a > while they were taking people thru in small convoys. Then the fire > spotted across the river and road into the campground that is right at > the end of the pavement. At that point all traffic thru stopped and > they were telling anybody to go out by Challis if they really wanted > out or wait for an hour or so and see what would happen with the fire. > Well, after about 2 hours they had the spot contained so the let a > group go out again. They then let convoys come in also. > > That evening (fri) the FS Special Agent come up to camp and told us > they were going to use the Bonanza camp for a base camp for the fire > crews. We were going to move to a campground a mile or two above > Custer. Later that night the FS returned to tell us we didn't have to > move. > > Saturday was fairly normal except for the waits for a convoy going in > or out. In the evening we were informed that we could start convoying > out starting at am and we had to be out by 11:00. Something about a > fire up behind us somewhere and (i think) that they were setting up a > fire camp. > > The official story was changing every few minutes. Even with all the > radios it was a different story at the two roadblocks and nobody > seemed to know what what was happening. All in all a fairly normal > fire. > > We suggested that all the rally tee and sweat shirts be scorched at > the fire. Maybe next years shirts will come pre burnt. > > Missed a lot off you guys up there. You missed out on a memorable > Stomp. :^)) > > JohnB > > **************************************************************** > The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List > http://www.beehive-beemers.org > **************************************************************** > DeVern Gerber gerberd@mtwest.net '83 R80ST '95 R1100RSL (Das Amsdel) Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell! **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 00:27:29 EDT From: Swan555@aol.com Subject: Re: BB: Re: Where have all the young boys gone???? DeVern: Between all of us, we could have single handedly put out the first without all the excitement. Crit **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 22:55:49 -0600 From: "Robert C. Carleson" Subject: Re: BB: Where have all the young boys gone???? D Vern, The Stomp was GREAT!!! Met Bob Valline at Martha's in Blackfoot where we had the usual best breakfast in the West with my brother from Idaho Falls who was on his way to SLC. Then we had the best time brailling our way through the DIRT storm East of ARCO on HWY 26 where the visibility went down to 10 feet in 40 knot crosswinds. Stopping in ARCO to hose the mud off each other we saw the returnees of Sturgis finding out what a really dirty Harley looks like for the first time. As one fellow said after taking his glasses off to reveal the only clean spot on his personage: "Now what the hell was that supposed to be?" Moving along to the Sinclair at the Salmon river intersection a very attractive Harley motorcycle person(pc) MAMA(not pc) had a sticker attached to her half helmet advising us that "It takes a bitch like me to put up with a bastard like him!" We all know and love that Harley Davidson humor. Along that fantastic river road ride, which we all know is great, smoke was leaving only a red orb of a sun and telling us of things to come. At the Yankee Fork turn, we came upon a group of BMWs, cars and people waiting in front of cars with flashing lights and official looking people with radios milling about. Beyond them were the beautiful canyon walls. Above the ridges were billows of smoke, with the occasional plume of flame as trees went up in flames. Having never seen one of these in action before, Bob and I stopped to watch the show and see what would happen about access to the camp site. After a couple of hours we were allowed to convoy through the area where the fire had been only a short time before. A very large helicopter was still working overhead with a huge water bucket and spot fires were still burning on both sides of the road. The scene had the hair standing up on the back of my neck. Once through that it was easy going to the camp. BRATS, SAUkraut, beer for Friday night, I had been waiting all week for this. A Saturday of leisure followed by steak, corn on the cob, baked potato, beer, chili and the drawings capped a great Rally. Bob and I left @ 7:10 for that wonderful morning ride down the river with Phil Mortenson running point, across the desert while it was still cool, into Martha's for the Best spanish omelet in the West, then back down the chute to SLC. No brags about miles or any of that stuff but boy it was exciting...no one could pay me enough to fight or even get close to one of those infernos. Next year bring the fly rods and dual sports for Saturday fun. The Idaho club announced a very interesting GS ride in conjunction with the national for next year, too. Bob Carleson DeVern Gerber wrote: > Long time passing....... > > Awfully quiet today in light of the fact that a significant number of > club members were on the road this weekend. Writers cramp, or > rider burnout?? Let's hear from those of you who were fortunate > enough to hit the open road this past weekend! > > DG > > Living vicariously this week...... > > DeVern Gerber > gerberd@mtwest.net > > '83 R80ST > '95 R1100RSL (Das Amsdel) > Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell! > > **************************************************************** > The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List > http://www.beehive-beemers.org > **************************************************************** **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 23:19:21 -0600 From: "DeVern Gerber" Subject: Re: BB: Where have all the young boys gone???? Glad you had a good time! I guess I'm not familiar with Martha's, I usually end up stopping in Mackey which, in case you didn't know it, has the highest per-capita population of stunning young women in all of Idaho. What use is good food without great scenery?? :^) Best, DeVern DeVern Gerber gerberd@mtwest.net '83 R80ST '95 R1100RSL (Das Amsdel) Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell! **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 23:21:47 -0600 From: "DeVern Gerber" Subject: Re: BB: Re: Where have all the young boys gone???? Nothing better than a group of two-fisted firefighters when the blaze takes off! DG On 15 Aug 2000, at 0:27, Swan555@aol.com wrote: > DeVern: Between all of us, we could have single handedly put out the > first without all the excitement. Crit > DeVern Gerber gerberd@mtwest.net '83 R80ST '95 R1100RSL (Das Amsdel) Fliegen Sie Hoch und Schnell! **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 09:11:18 -0400 From: Bob Subject: BB: Ha ha Sorry..........I didn't meen to send this over the list .(DG). Bob **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 09:12:47 -0400 From: Bob Subject: BB: Ha ha Sorry........I didn't to sent this over the list .(DG). Bob Subject: Fw: Fw: ...And God Created Earth--hold your sides. > > > > >> God created the Heaven and the Earth. >> And the Earth was without form, and void, >> And darkness was upon the face of the deep. >> = >> And the Devil said, >> "It doesn't get any better than this." >> = >> And God said, >> "Let there be light" >> And there was light. >> = >> And God said, >> "Let the earth bring forth grass, >> The herb yielding seed, >> And the fruit tree yielding fruit," >> And God saw that it was good. >> = >> And the Devil said, >> "There goes the neighborhood." >> = >> And God said, >> "Let us make Man in our image, >> After our likeness, >> And let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, >> And over the fowl of the air >> And over the cattle, >> And over all the Earth, >> And over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the Earth." >> And so God created Man in His own image; >> Male and female He created them. >> And God looked upon Man and Woman >> And saw that they were lean and fit. >> = >> And the Devil said, >> "I know how I can get back in this game." >> = >> And God populated the earth >> With broccoli and cauliflower and spinach >> And green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, >> So Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. >> = >> And the Devil created McDonald's. >> And McDonald's brought forth >> The 79-cent double cheeseburger. >> And the Devil said to Man, >> "You want fries with that?" >> And Man said, >> "Super size them." >> And Man gained five pounds. >> = >> And God created the healthful yogurt, >> That woman might keep her figure >> That man found so fair. >> = >> And the Devil brought forth chocolate. >> And Woman gained five pounds. >> = >> And God said, >> "Try my crispy fresh salad." >> = >> And the Devil brought forth Ben and Jerry's. >> And Woman gained 10 pounds. >> = >> And God said, >> "I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables >> And olive oil with which to cook them." >> = >> And the Devil brought forth chicken fried steak >> So big it needed its own platter. >> And Man gained 10 pounds >> And his bad cholesterol went through the roof. >> = >> And God brought forth running shoes. >> And Man resolved to lose those extra pounds. >> = >> And the Devil brought forth cable TV with remote control >> So Man would not have to toil >> To change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. >> And Man gained another 20 pounds. >> = >> And God said, >> "You're running up the score, Devil." >> And God brought forth the potato, >> A vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. >> = >> And the Devil peeled off the healthful skin >> And sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. >> And the Devil created sour cream dip. >> And Man clutched his remote control >> And ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. >> And the Devil saw and said, >> "It is good." >> And Man went into cardiac arrest. >> = >> And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. >> = >> And the Devil canceled Man's health insurance. >> = >> Then God showed Woman how to peel the skin off chicken >> And cook the nourishing whole grain brown rice. >> = >> And the Devil created light beer >> So Man could poison his body, >> While feeling righteous because he had to drink >> Twice as much of the now-insipid brew to get the same buzz. >> And Man gained another 10 pounds. >> = >> And God created the life giving tofu. >> And Woman ventured forth >> Into the land of Godiva chocolate, >> And upon returning asked Man, >> "Do I look fat?" >> = >> And the Devil said, >> "Always tell the truth." >> And Man did. >> = >> And Woman went out from the presence of man >> And dwelt in the land of the divorce lawyer, >> East of the marriage counselor. >> And Woman put aside the seeds of the earth >> And took unto herself comfort food. >> And God brought forth Weight-watchers. >> It didn't help. >> = >> And God created exercise machines with easy payments. >> = >> And man brought forth his Visa at 21 percent. >> = >> And the exercise machine went to dwell >> In the closet of Nod - east of the polyester leisure suit. >> = >> And in the fullness of time, >> Woman received the exercise machine from Man >> In the property settlement. >> = >> It didn't help her, either >> = >> = >> = >> = >> = >> = > > **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 08:45:00 -0600 From: FlyinBrian Subject: BB: Sipapu This is a multi-part message in MIME format. - --------------71FF050ECCE9DBE2E063F4C0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Does anyone know the dates for the Sipapu rally in September? Thanks, Brian - --------------71FF050ECCE9DBE2E063F4C0 Content-Type: text/x-vcard; charset=us-ascii; name="flyinbrian.vcf" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Description: Card for FlyinBrian Content-Disposition: attachment; filename="flyinbrian.vcf" begin:vcard n:; x-mozilla-html:FALSE adr:;;;;;; version:2.1 x-mozilla-cpt:;0 end:vcard - --------------71FF050ECCE9DBE2E063F4C0-- **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 09:50:28 -0600 From: asager@mmm.com Subject: Re: BB: Sipapu - --0__=NwYnQFfCizPE9e4Y8MGwOl9t0WbJJpMl08XGpDcfpusg9mc5o5Zwo1qS Content-type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Disposition: inline The Bavarian Mountain Weekend in Sipapu, NM is September 8-10. This will be my first time down there and am looking forward to it. Andy FlyinBrian on 08/15/2000 08:45:00 AM Please respond to FlyinBrian To: "beehive-beemers@xmission.com" cc: (bcc: Andy Sager/HI-HealthInfo/3M/US) Subject: BB: Sipapu Does anyone know the dates for the Sipapu rally in September? 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Carleson", INTERNET:carlesonra@worldnet.att.net To: Bob, JJensen8 = Date: 8/15/100 1:54 PM RE: Re: BB: Ha ha = Bobster, We Gotta get you pulpit, reverend. CArleson Bob wrote: > Sorry........I didn't to sent this over the list .(DG). > Bob > > Subject: Fw: Fw: ...And God Created Earth--hold your sides. > > > > > > > > > > >> God created the Heaven and the Earth. > >> And the Earth was without form, and void, > >> And darkness was upon the face of the deep. > >> > >> And the Devil said, > >> "It doesn't get any better than this." > >> > >> And God said, > >> "Let there be light" > >> And there was light. > >> > >> And God said, > >> "Let the earth bring forth grass, > >> The herb yielding seed, > >> And the fruit tree yielding fruit," > >> And God saw that it was good. > >> > >> And the Devil said, > >> "There goes the neighborhood." > >> > >> And God said, > >> "Let us make Man in our image, > >> After our likeness, > >> And let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, > >> And over the fowl of the air > >> And over the cattle, > >> And over all the Earth, > >> And over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the Earth." > >> And so God created Man in His own image; > >> Male and female He created them. > >> And God looked upon Man and Woman > >> And saw that they were lean and fit. > >> > >> And the Devil said, > >> "I know how I can get back in this game." > >> > >> And God populated the earth > >> With broccoli and cauliflower and spinach > >> And green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, > >> So Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. > >> > >> And the Devil created McDonald's. > >> And McDonald's brought forth > >> The 79-cent double cheeseburger. > >> And the Devil said to Man, > >> "You want fries with that?" > >> And Man said, > >> "Super size them." > >> And Man gained five pounds. > >> > >> And God created the healthful yogurt, > >> That woman might keep her figure > >> That man found so fair. > >> > >> And the Devil brought forth chocolate. > >> And Woman gained five pounds. > >> > >> And God said, > >> "Try my crispy fresh salad." > >> > >> And the Devil brought forth Ben and Jerry's. > >> And Woman gained 10 pounds. > >> > >> And God said, > >> "I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables > >> And olive oil with which to cook them." > >> > >> And the Devil brought forth chicken fried steak > >> So big it needed its own platter. > >> And Man gained 10 pounds > >> And his bad cholesterol went through the roof. > >> > >> And God brought forth running shoes. > >> And Man resolved to lose those extra pounds. > >> > >> And the Devil brought forth cable TV with remote control > >> So Man would not have to toil > >> To change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. > >> And Man gained another 20 pounds. > >> > >> And God said, > >> "You're running up the score, Devil." > >> And God brought forth the potato, > >> A vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. > >> > >> And the Devil peeled off the healthful skin > >> And sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them= . > >> And the Devil created sour cream dip. > >> And Man clutched his remote control > >> And ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. > >> And the Devil saw and said, > >> "It is good." > >> And Man went into cardiac arrest. > >> > >> And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. > >> > >> And the Devil canceled Man's health insurance. > >> > >> Then God showed Woman how to peel the skin off chicken > >> And cook the nourishing whole grain brown rice. > >> > >> And the Devil created light beer > >> So Man could poison his body, > >> While feeling righteous because he had to drink > >> Twice as much of the now-insipid brew to get the same buzz. > >> And Man gained another 10 pounds. > >> > >> And God created the life giving tofu. > >> And Woman ventured forth > >> Into the land of Godiva chocolate, > >> And upon returning asked Man, > >> "Do I look fat?" > >> > >> And the Devil said, > >> "Always tell the truth." > >> And Man did. > >> > >> And Woman went out from the presence of man > >> And dwelt in the land of the divorce lawyer, > >> East of the marriage counselor. > >> And Woman put aside the seeds of the earth > >> And took unto herself comfort food. > >> And God brought forth Weight-watchers. > >> It didn't help. > >> > >> And God created exercise machines with easy payments. > >> > >> And man brought forth his Visa at 21 percent. > >> > >> And the exercise machine went to dwell > >> In the closet of Nod - east of the polyester leisure suit. > >> > >> And in the fullness of time, > >> Woman received the exercise machine from Man > >> In the property settlement. > >> > >> It didn't help her, either > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > > > > > **************************************************************** > The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List > http://www.beehive-beemers.org > **************************************************************** - ----------------------- Internet Header -------------------------------- Sender: carlesonra@worldnet.att.net Received: from mtiwmhc23.worldnet.att.net (mtiwmhc23.worldnet.att.net [20= 4.127.131.48]) by sphmgaad.compuserve.com (8.9.3/8.9.3/SUN-1.9) with ESMTP id PAA11151 for ; Tue, 15 Aug 2000 15:54:00 -0400 (EDT) Received: from worldnet.att.net ([12.72.137.145]) by mtiwmhc23.worldnet.att.net (InterMail vM.4.01.02.39 201-229-119-122) with ESMTP id <20000815195359.QHAV17157.mtiwmhc23.worldnet.att.net@worldne= t.att.net> for ; Tue, 15 Aug 2000 19:53:59 +0000 Message-ID: <39999FEB.5E9B9D77@worldnet.att.net> Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 13:54:20 -0600 From: "Robert C. Carleson" Organization: Carleson Cadillac X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.72 [en] (Win98; I) X-Accept-Language: en MIME-Version: 1.0 To: Bob Subject: Re: BB: Ha ha References: <200008150913_MC2-AFC0-D4EA@compuserve.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=3Dus-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 16:43:45 EDT From: Swan555@aol.com Subject: Re: BB: Ha ha In Bob's church we only charge 7%, (When you tax something less, you get more), I am the treasurer. Only 7 commanments and they are negotiable. Crit **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 17:11:09 -0400 From: Bob Subject: Re: BB: Ha ha This is getting better...........I like it ! Church will be a tech session ones a month in our favorite bar, full riding gear with nubile %$@#* cleaning the bikes and *#%*&^.......Ya,,, baby!.....Oh........sorry. **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 17:17:41 EDT From: Swan555@aol.com Subject: Re: BB: Ha ha How about the Church of the Presumptuous Assumption, or something like that. Road Friars will of course have special meaning. Crit **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 17:20:03 -0400 From: Bob Subject: Re: BB: Ha ha Thats good............I like the ......... Church of Impunity. **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 17:24:06 -0400 From: Bob Subject: BB: [bfmc] Almighty Beer Excerpts from next months lesson =3D "Almighty Beer" = Beer, the most important food group. Subject: Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker > > > Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. > Then I > look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all > of > their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out > of > work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is > better > that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish > and > worry about my liver." > > by Jack Handy > > =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D > > > I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the > morning, > that's as good as they're going to feel all day. > > Frank Sinatra > > =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D > > An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with > his > fools. > > Ernest Hemingway > > =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D > > A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank > her. > > W. C. Fields > > =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D > > When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. > > Henny Youngman > > =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D > > 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? > > Stephen Wright > > =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D > > When we drink, we get drunk. > When we get drunk, we fall asleep. > When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. > When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. > Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! > > Brian O'Rourke > > =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D > > Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. > > Benjamin Franklin > > =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D > > Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is > beer. > Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel > does > not go nearly as well with pizza. > > Dave Barry > > =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D > > Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862! > Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. > To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group > **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 18:05:39 -0600 From: "Michael Clark" Subject: Re: BB: Ha ha No, no, no...the Church of Bob has a much simpler, humbler tone, like our profit...er, sorry, prophet. - -- Mike - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bob" To: ; ; Sent: Tuesday, August 15, 2000 3:20 PM Subject: Re: BB: Ha ha > Thats good............I like the ......... Church of Impunity. > > **************************************************************** > The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List > http://www.beehive-beemers.org > **************************************************************** **************************************************************** The Beehive Beemers Internet Mailing List http://www.beehive-beemers.org **************************************************************** ------------------------------ End of beehive-beemers-digest V1 #89 ************************************