From: buffy-owner@xmission.com (buffy Digest) To: buffy-digest@xmission.com Subject: buffy Digest V1 #255 Reply-To: buffy@xmission.com Sender: buffy-owner@xmission.com Errors-To: buffy-owner@xmission.com Precedence: buffy Digest Saturday, August 23 1997 Volume 01 : Number 255 In this issue: BUFFY: Air Schedule!!! Re: BUFFY: Graveyard and Cross Over Silliness Re: BUFFY: Graveyard Re: BUFFY: Air Schedule!!! BUFFY: Re: The Book BUFFY: Re: Air Schedule!!! Re: BUFFY: Greetings all! Re: BUFFY: tv airings of btvs.... Re: BUFFY: Greetings all! Re: BUFFY: Graveyard and Cross Over Silliness Re: BUFFY: Graveyard and Cross Over Silliness BUFFY: Re: The Pack Re: BUFFY: Training the Slayer Re: BUFFY: tv airings of btvs.... BUFFY: Buffy font? Re: BUFFY: The Pack stuff Re: BUFFY: Graveyard Re: BUFFY: Xander/Pack Boy/Willow Theory BUFFY: Buffy Words & a thought BUFFY: B & C article Re: BUFFY: Buffy Words & a thought Re: BUFFY: B & C article Re: BUFFY: tv airings of btvs.... Re: BUFFY: Where is the book? Re: BUFFY: Buffy Words & a thought Re: BUFFY: Air Schedule!!! Re: BUFFY: The Pack stuff Re: BUFFY: Buffy Words & a thought Re: BUFFY: Buffy Words & a thought Re: BUFFY: Buffy Withdrawal Syndrome (BWS) Re: BUFFY: Buffy font? Re: BUFFY: B & C article Re: BUFFY: Greetings all! BUFFY: BtVS tv schedule Re: BUFFY: I don't Re: BUFFY: Buffy Withdrawal Syndrome (BWS) Re: BUFFY: Air Schedule!!! BUFFY: People Magazine BUFFY: ATTN: Shirt info, please read if ordering BUFFY:Oh boy, this again. Re: BUFFY: Graveyard and Cross Over Silliness BUFFY: SMG in People BUFFY: [Fwd: Virus Warning] Re: BUFFY: [Fwd: Virus Warning] BUFFY: You know you watch too much Buffy when... BUFFY: You know you watch too much Buffy when... See the end of the digest for information on subscribing to the buffy or buffy-digest mailing lists and on how to retrieve back issues. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 15:24:00 -0700 From: "SCOTT WOODARD@warnerbros.com" Subject: BUFFY: Air Schedule!!! Listen up folks... Here's the schedule: August 25th - Angel September 1 - Puppet Show September 8 - Prophecy Girl September 15 - When She Was Bad (SERIES PREMIERE) Get it? Got it? Good! Scott The WB Television Network ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 15:26:16 -0700 From: Lisa Rose Subject: Re: BUFFY: Graveyard and Cross Over Silliness At 05:56 PM 8/22/97 -0400, Jesse Jou wrote: >Xander tenderly takes her into his arms, "It's ok, Buff. Nothing's ever >gonna split us up. Ever." Oh, the pathos! >The Buffy Club >Buffy and the Slayerettes after too many unexcused absences get the good >old Saturday detention hall. Joining them will be Cordelia and Mitch, >given the boot for getting caught making out on campus. Much teenage angst >and exploration of social roles ensues Would this mean that Buffy ends up with Mitch, Xander with Cordy, and Willow is the budding author who chronicles their whole experience? That *was* the lesson of the Breakfast Club, wasn't it? (opposites attract?) >The Good, the Bad, and the Buffy Santa Demonica!!! >In this "spaghetti vampire western" Don't tease us genre junkies with a new genre possibility! >Buffy et al get throw back in time only to be forced to recreate the >gunfight at the OK Corral. Xander fortunately recognizes their opponents >to be the crew of the Starship Enterprise, and together they defeat the >aliens who had been telepathically clouded their minds. Lucky the BtVS gang are genre fiends like us, so they would recognize the Trek men. Ultimately of course: Kirk seduces Buffy, Willow forms a profound spiritual connection with Spock, Bones promises Angel a miracle "5 minutes before the end of the episode" cure for his vampirism (based on some basic, long-forgotten commonsense earth medicine like adrenalin), and Xander ends up shooting tin cans off of fence posts with Chekhov. Lisa "Tell me why we have to buy your weapons at 'Courtney's Medieval Boutique' when they sell the same items at Slay-Mart for half the price?!" - Joyce Summers to Little Buffy ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 18:36:15 -0400 (EDT) From: XenaGab1@aol.com Subject: Re: BUFFY: Graveyard Do the vampires actually touch the crosses???? if they do then it would be very weird but they can be near them (i think...don't quote me since I am no expert!). Just as long as they don't come into contact or one isn't aimed at them. Jennifer ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 18:40:13 -0400 (EDT) From: XenaGab1@aol.com Subject: Re: BUFFY: Air Schedule!!! >Listen up folks... > >Here's the scehdual:............... Scott...thanks for clearing that up! Jennifer ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 19:51:29 -0400 (EDT) From: JuliaDnly@aol.com Subject: BUFFY: Re: The Book I found the Buffy novelization (The Harvest) at Barnes and Noble a week or so ago. I'd already looked through the Young Adult section and found other books by Richie Tankersley Cusick but not the Buffy book. I asked the nice young man at the cash register when they would get the book in. He said they already had it and showed me where it was. It was in the Young Adult section, but under B for Buffy, because it's easier for people to look under the name of the show than the author -- most of these TV-based novels end up having many authors, so it's easier to group the books together under the title of the show. So don't give up yet -- go back to the Young Adult area of your local bookstore and look under B, and you should find it. Shari ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 19:39:19 -0700 From: Mark Safransky Subject: BUFFY: Re: Air Schedule!!! Hey everyone, Here is the latest from Scott at WB: > Here's the schedule: > > August 25th - Angel > September 1 - Puppet Show > September 8 - Prophecy Girl > September 15 - When She Was Bad (SEASON PREMIERE) > > Scott > The WB Television Network Now we have the title for the season premiere episode, cool. Mark aka The X-Lander ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 20:01:45 -0400 (EDT) From: Kiwi84x@aol.com Subject: Re: BUFFY: Greetings all! Well, I'm probably wrong about all of this but here's what I've put together about what the schedule is for the upcoming Buffy's : August 25th: Angel September 1st: Prophecy Girl September 8th: The Puppet Show September 15th: the Season Premiere Now, it would make sense to air Prophecy Girl either September 1st or September 8th, because Prophecy Girl is the only episode that they haven't re-ran, but they might want to air it the week before the new one. The preview for this coming Monday has got to be Angel, it doesn't look remotely like The Puppet Show. Keep in mind that I have no idea what I'm talking about ;) but this is my best guess. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 20:15:53 -0400 (EDT) From: Kiwi84x@aol.com Subject: Re: BUFFY: tv airings of btvs.... I think that the book "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" is the same book as "The Harvest". I looked at Barnes & Noble Online (Keyword: Barnes & Noble) and it says that it has the book Buffy the Vampire Slayer by Richie Tankersley Cusick. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 20:21:56 -0400 (EDT) From: Kiwi84x@aol.com Subject: Re: BUFFY: Greetings all! Stupid is me. Well, sorry, I guess you all know what the real schedule is now. I was pretty close... :) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 21:42:22 -0400 From: "Andrew Weitzman" Subject: Re: BUFFY: Graveyard and Cross Over Silliness > From: Jesse Jou > The Good, the Bad, and the Buffy > In this "spaghetti vampire western" Buffy et al get throw back in time > only to be forced to recreate the gunfight at the OK Corral. Indeed. Buffy really should be more suspicious about those oddly-placed British police callboxes... ;) Wild West Buffy has such a fun ring to it. Not to mention tons of dramatic potential if she is able to encounter one of the previous Slayers. Imagine a Plains Indian Slayer hunting down vampires with a spear or bow , or a black Slayer dealing with the prejudices of the day. [evilsmile] Now there's a cross-over concept. "Dr. Quinn, Vampire Slayer". _______ Andrew Weitzman aweitz@cam.org Beware the Fluffy Threat(tm)! Get the truth at http://www.devilbunnies.org/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 21:48:45 -0400 From: "Andrew Weitzman" Subject: Re: BUFFY: Graveyard and Cross Over Silliness - ---------- > From: Jesse Jou > I'm feeling in a footloose and fancy free cross-over spirit and here are a > couple that I've thought of recently: What about the animated series? Fighting vampires by moonlight, Studying history by daylight, Always managing to dress right, She's the one named Slayer Moon! Admit it, there are parallels. Gutsy blonde fighting outer dimensional evil, impending apocalypse, goofy sidekicks, and Angel is a dead-ringer for Tuxedo Mask. :) _______ Andrew Weitzman aweitz@cam.org Beware the Fluffy Threat(tm)! Get the truth at http://www.devilbunnies.org/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 00:10:29 +1200 From: Benton7 Subject: BUFFY: Re: The Pack Xainith@aol.com wrote: > Did anyone notice in the pack that it looked like Xander was the leader of > the Pack?Why is that?Was he possesd by the leader of the Pack? Now THAT would mack a good song: I met him in the Hyena enclosure He turned around and snarled at me and gave me the evil eye; He gave you the evil eye? That's when I fell for the leader of the pack! Skutter ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 23:51:56 -0300 (ADT) From: Michael Thomas Subject: Re: BUFFY: Training the Slayer On Mon, 18 Aug 1997, Jodie King wrote: > As for martial arts skill, she sure seems to be able to handle two > baddies at a time with a couple of well-placed kicks, and we shouldn't > forget that "the three" were specially trained warrior vampires. I was thinking along the same lines... If I'm not mistaken in the episdoe The Pack she pounds on multiple hyena possessed peeple when she's saving the family in the car, and the pack members were super humanly strong I believe... Mike Thomas. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 23:06:49 -0400 (EDT) From: Betsy Vera Subject: Re: BUFFY: tv airings of btvs.... On Fri, 22 Aug 1997 Kiwi84x@aol.com wrote: > I think that the book "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" is the same book as "The > Harvest". I looked at Barnes & Noble Online (Keyword: Barnes & Noble) and it > says that it has the book Buffy the Vampire Slayer by Richie Tankersley > Cusick. That was probably the movie novelization, written by the same author. Betsy bentley@umich.edu ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 23:15:38 -0400 (EDT) From: Vi Obedencio Subject: BUFFY: Buffy font? Hi, I'm new here and I was just wondering if there is a buffy font floating somewhere around on the internet. if anyone knows, please let me know, thanks, Anne Marie (AKA: duppy) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 00:06:50 -0400 (EDT) From: PepsiNext@aol.com Subject: Re: BUFFY: The Pack stuff >And also, in the (AWESOME) scene when they were playing kickball and Buffy was the only one left on her team, why did all of the "hyena people" throw their ball at the guy??< I think they were attacking the weaker. Giles said they pray on the weak. They must have senced that Buffy was stonger than the other guy. \{^^^}/ Lorraine \{^^^}/ PepsiNext@aol.com Keeper of Buffy`s Sunflower Poster Keeper of Little Buffy`s "DoomBox" Portable Stereo (with Graveyard Bass) Keeper of Darla`s Fangs Keeper of Little Darla`s Sunday School Outfits ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 00:48:12 -0400 (EDT) From: Cruciver@aol.com Subject: Re: BUFFY: Graveyard In a message dated 97-08-22 06:58:33 EDT, you write: << If vampires are affected by crosses (see "Angel", etc), how come they can be in Graveyards with a lot of crosses? >> This is an excellent question. I have no idea what the answer is, but I've been admiring the question for minutes now. (Maybe I'll think of a rationale later.) Cruciver@aol.com (David Ellis Dickerson) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 00:48:05 -0400 (EDT) From: Cruciver@aol.com Subject: Re: BUFFY: Xander/Pack Boy/Willow Theory In a message dated 97-08-22 08:36:46 EDT, you write: << I really don't mean those stuff about how it is weird that Xander hugged Willow, etc. things I said. I just can't deal with the fact that Xander knows about Willow's feelings so I keep posting things to support that he doesn't know about her feelings >> Not that I agree with your position, but for your own mental well-being I will hapily point out that it's just conceivably possible that Xander, tortured teenager that he is, is not actually aware of what he feels toward Willow, and what he SAYS about Willow is, for all he knows, a wishful perception. (I.e., when he said that Willow should know he couldn't settle for her, maybe he was talking big and fooling himself, all unaware that his puffed-up fantasy of being important to her is actually true.) As I said, I don't happen to think it holds water, but if believing this barely-conceivable but nonetheless thorough explanation enables you to sleep at night, I'll have done my job, karma-wise. Cruciver@aol.com (David Ellis Dickerson) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 22:55:32 -0700 (PDT) From: Nikki Alberto Subject: BUFFY: Buffy Words & a thought ObBuffy: What does Jonesing mean? I saw in the Comicon transcript that Joss said that word. Also in "The Puppet Show", Xander said Keyser Soze. Is he reffering to the guy in THE USUAL SUSPECTS who is a mystery to everyone. I didn't see the movie so to everyone who did, who exactly is he and what exactly does it mean? Also, a thought. I know the movie didn't have to be exactly like the show, but I just need to say this just to think about. In BTVS the movie, Buffy was the HEAD cheerleader in a big popular city: Los Angeles. Now that she is in a small town like Sunnydale, how come she didn't even make the team? It is kind of bizarre. _____________________________________________________________________ Sent by RocketMail. Get your free e-mail at http://www.rocketmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 02:42:26 -0400 (EDT) From: Ccesa@aol.com Subject: BUFFY: B & C article Just read a recent issue of 'Broadcasting and Cable' magazine in which they interviewed Jamie Kellner who is the CEO of The WB. When asked if he was disappointed about the low ratings of BTVS he wasn't worried. He expects the ratings to pick up for this upcoming year and they are very happy to have BTVS as part of their programming. So I guess all the recent discussion about BTVS possibly going to Fox will probably never materialize because it seems like Mr. Kellner wants to keep it on The WB. What really caught my eye about this article is a particular picture in it. In the foreground is a bunch of WB executives and in the background on the wall is what appears to be a very cool poster of BTVS. Wondering if anybody out there know's where I could get one. Continuing the discussion on favorite episodes, mine is 'The Puppet Show'. Xander talking about being 'Kaiser Sozed' I found just hysterical. CHRIS ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 00:01:54 -0700 From: Lisa Rose Subject: Re: BUFFY: Buffy Words & a thought At 10:55 PM 8/22/97 -0700, you wrote: >ObBuffy: What does Jonesing mean? I saw in the Comicon transcript that >Joss said that word. Ooh, this question has potential to join the "Undead"! "Jonesing" is orginally from heroin subculture where it meant a strong craving for a narcotic, especially in the early stages of withdrawal. To "have a really bad jones" for a drug is to need it badly. It has since spread out to mean a strong craving, desire, or need for almost anything, even a person. Research girl comes through (with a strong feeling of deja vu)! Lisa ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 17:01:51 -0700 From: randy Subject: Re: BUFFY: B & C article Ccesa@aol.com wrote: > Just read a recent issue of 'Broadcasting and Cable' magazine in which > they interviewed Jamie Kellner who is the CEO of The WB. Where can you pick up a copy of Broadcasting and Cable?? ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 22 Aug 1997 17:10:07 -0700 From: randy Subject: Re: BUFFY: tv airings of btvs.... SCOTT WOODARD@warnerbros.com wrote: > "Angel" will be airing Monday, August 25th at 9pm on The WB Television > Network. In Los Angeles it will air August 26 cause KTLA (who knows why??) is running Columbo on the 25th. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 04:27:17 +0100 From: northcat@juno.com Subject: Re: BUFFY: Where is the book? Well, I finally found a copy at my local Walmart. Got the last one too. It's pretty thin, but otherwise seems good. As for age, I think I'll enjoy it even if I am 38. First thing I did was page through it looking for the Giles scenes. Northcat-GASPer, keeper of Giles' office ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 05:09:11 -0700 From: Matthew Hammond Subject: Re: BUFFY: Buffy Words & a thought Nikki Alberto wrote: > show, but I just need to say this just to think about. In BTVS the > movie, Buffy was the HEAD cheerleader in a big popular city: Los > Angeles. Now that she is in a small town like Sunnydale, how come she > didn't even make the team? It is kind of bizarre. Cheerleading is like politics! It's just one big popularity contest in which the more popular people would be picked (with some talent) leaving the others to be alternets! I'm sure that the cheerleaders from the past year would also be on the team already so they might just be replacing those cheerleaders who graduated. - -- Mhammond@yesic.com Keeper of Buffy's Quick Thinking and Ingenuity..........Matthew Hammond "Reality is a Crutch for People Who Can't Handle Science Fiction" Finaly my own page at http://www.angelfire.com/ca/estefazpage/index.html P.S. My picture is on my page! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 08:20:27 -0400 (EDT) From: Kickwizwlf@aol.com Subject: Re: BUFFY: Air Schedule!!! scott is our hero and our friend on the airwaves. now we only have to wait to the 15th! Does anyone else seem to expect that to be a problem? :) wolf. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 07:58:22 -0500 (CDT) From: gryphon@execpc.com Subject: Re: BUFFY: The Pack stuff On Sat, 23 Aug 1997, PepsiNext@aol.com wrote: >> why did all of the "hyena people" throw their ball at the guy??< >I think they were attacking the weaker. And, more to the point, predators do not (generally speaking) attack other predators unless said predators are injured. They may try to steal their food (hyenas driving a lion away from its kill, etc), but they don't attack them directly. So my take on this was that the hyena-spirits instinctively recognized Buffy as a fellow-predator and turned on the only non-predator left in the game. Diane E Keeper of Buffy's red satin neck ribbon Keeper of Willow's Geek-Chic style # D Echelbarger gryphon@execpc.com # # WWW HomePage: http://www.execpc.com/~echelbar/ # ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 10:21:43 -0400 (EDT) From: Cruciver@aol.com Subject: Re: BUFFY: Buffy Words & a thought In a message dated 97-08-23 02:06:07 EDT, you write: << What does Jonesing mean? I saw in the Comicon transcript that Joss said that word. Also in "The Puppet Show", Xander said Keyser Soze. Is he reffering to the guy in THE USUAL SUSPECTS >> I'm getting a strange black screen when I hit "Reply" so I hope this is legible. (I can't even see what I'm typing!) "Jonesing" means needing a faix, as with a drug. Right now, for example, we're all jonesing for new Buffy episodes, so we have a Buffy jones. (It's a noun and a verb.) Kaiser Soze was not just a mystery person--there is a certain extent to which he flim-flams everybody--he's an amazingly adept mind-game player, and that's all I can say except you really ought to see the movie. As to the point about how weird it is that Buffy should be head cheerleader at her own school and completely fail to make the team here, i think the answer is simple: It's not pleasant to think about, but being the slayer has clearly alredy begun to do some damage to Buffy's perkiness. A couple more years a s a Slayer, and poor Buffy might turn into a full-on Goth, if she's not careful. Geez. I can hardly wait to see all the typos I made while typing in the dark. (I should really get this computer thing seen to...) Cruciver@aol.com (David Elis Dickerson) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 22:29:14 -0400 From: Regina Ledbetter Subject: Re: BUFFY: Buffy Words & a thought Nikki Alberto wrote: > > ObBuffy: What does Jonesing mean? I saw in the Comicon transcript that > Joss said that word.Jonesing is when someone is addicted to drugs and they haven't had any for a while, and they feel that they NEED to have some drugs. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 11:30:16 +0400 (GMT) From: susan Subject: Re: BUFFY: Buffy Withdrawal Syndrome (BWS) You can act out entire shows, impersonating Buffy, Giles, Angel, ect., making the same gestures, even renacting the fight scenes. Well... turning into dust is pretty hard.LOL Sue ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 11:19:04, -0500 From: GSSM83C@prodigy.com (JOSEPH NORTHCOTT) Subject: Re: BUFFY: Buffy font? Anne Marie wrote: >Hi, I'm new here and I was just wondering if there is a buffy font >floating somewhere around on the internet. if anyone knows, please >let me know, thanks, You mean what's used in the opening? I haven't heard mention of a "BtVS font," but I have seen the next (upcoming) BtVS logo, and it uses a common gothic typeface. It's pretty cool. Joseph http://pages.prodigy.com/slayer/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 11:34:13 -0400 (EDT) From: DaisyFoo14@aol.com Subject: Re: BUFFY: B & C article In a message dated 97-08-23 11:33:00 EDT, Ccesa@aol.com writes: << Xander talking about being 'Kaiser Sozed' I found just hysterical >> What exactly does "Kaiser Sozed" mean? - -- Allison T -- DaisyFoo14@aol.com -- Keeper of Big: Cordelia's Cell Phone + Sparkle Purse (WttH), Xander's Tweety Bird Watch (NKABOTFD),Buffy's purple pink lamp, Joyce's Earrings + "Effective Parenting" Tapes (WttH). Little: X's Superman Pajamas w/ Matching Cape (+ Padded Feet), Cordy's "Baby Prom Queen" Make-up Set, Willow's Lonely Ken Doll (after Little Xander stole Barbie), Master's Blood-Flavored Toothpaste (he can't wait to brush his fangs at night!) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 11:49:59 -0400 (EDT) From: DaisyFoo14@aol.com Subject: Re: BUFFY: Greetings all! In a message dated 97-08-23 11:47:34 EDT, Kiwi84x@aol.com writes: << August 25th: Angel September 1st: Prophecy Girl September 8th: The Puppet Show September 15th: the Season Premiere >> I believe Prophecy Girl and the Puppet Show are reversed. - -- Allison T -- DaisyFoo14@aol.com -- Keeper of Big: Cordelia's Cell Phone + Sparkle Purse (WttH), Xander's Tweety Bird Watch (NKABOTFD),Buffy's purple pink lamp, Joyce's Earrings + "Effective Parenting" Tapes (WttH). Little: X's Superman Pajamas w/ Matching Cape (+ Padded Feet), Cordy's "Baby Prom Queen" Make-up Set, Willow's Lonely Ken Doll (after Little Xander stole Barbie), Master's Blood-Flavored Toothpaste (he can't wait to brush his fangs at night!) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 12:06:54 -0400 From: BubbyChu@webtv.net (_ Dreamscape205) Subject: BUFFY: BtVS tv schedule Although I would love to believe everyone that the Angel (*sigh*) ep is on Monday, August 25....TVGuide insists it's not until September 1...so...I'm just gonna tune in and find out then! but to everyone who wants and needs to tape it, I would suggest setting those vcr's just to be safe! Dreamscape205 Proud Buffyatric and Spice Muffin Member of The Slayerettes and The BtVS Club Member of Angel's Angels and The Angel Lover's Society Keeper of Angel's "salty goodness" keeper of Angel's charisma :) ~no pun intended! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 12:00:52 -0500 From: dark entity Subject: Re: BUFFY: I don't At 03:47 PM 8/22/97 -0400, you wrote: >******Don't****** > > I Don't have any idea what soever why I am putting this but I have a >major crush on Buffy (Sarah Michelle Gellar). I even got her phone number, >I'm to nervous to call though. Oh my gosh she is my idol Well I need to >contain myself. obviously we all believe you because you say you have her number.. right? . . : . _ ___ __ _ _ : \ d a r k _ ____: _/ . _ _ ._______ _ _| / . _/ -_/____\___________: _\_ /___.____/ _ __ __________:__ _ _ /____ /_ __\ ___ //_\___ _/ ___\ /_ _______. \ | : \______//______|/ ___\\_____ | \/ \_| /__ _ _ ___ _:__ __ _ . / |_ /___\______\_ ___/_____\ |_____ . _ _ __ /_ __// _ __|____/_ __\___ |/ |_ : //_____/ ____/_______/ . \ / / _ _ _ __ _\/ . e n t i t y \/ % dark entity - cia ascii coordinator - trahma@discover-net.net ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 12:15:24 -0500 From: dark entity Subject: Re: BUFFY: Buffy Withdrawal Syndrome (BWS) At 04:22 PM 8/22/97 -0700, you wrote: >> you tape as many buffy reruns as you can and then have a buffy marathon in >> which you preceed to watch the entire first season in order..all 12 >> hours...complete with saying the lines along with the characters >> >But I've already done this twice! Is there no hope?!? Am I doomed >until the 15th of September? Oh wait, I found the Buffy book >today (Finally!!!), so I think I'll just go read that and not suffer for >a couple of hours. mind if i ask what the title of the buffy book is? . . : . _ ___ __ _ _ : \ d a r k _ ____: _/ . _ _ ._______ _ _| / . _/ -_/____\___________: _\_ /___.____/ _ __ __________:__ _ _ /____ /_ __\ ___ //_\___ _/ ___\ /_ _______. \ | : \______//______|/ ___\\_____ | \/ \_| /__ _ _ ___ _:__ __ _ . / |_ /___\______\_ ___/_____\ |_____ . _ _ __ /_ __// _ __|____/_ __\___ |/ |_ : //_____/ ____/_______/ . \ / / _ _ _ __ _\/ . e n t i t y \/ % dark entity - cia ascii coordinator - trahma@discover-net.net ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 12:22:59 -0500 From: dark entity Subject: Re: BUFFY: Air Schedule!!! At 08:20 AM 8/23/97 -0400, you wrote: >scott is our hero and our friend on the airwaves. >now we only have to wait to the 15th! >Does anyone else seem to expect that to be a problem? >:) hes the one that keeps us "in the loop" - -dark entity ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 15:23:29, -0500 From: GSSM83C@prodigy.com (JOSEPH NORTHCOTT) Subject: BUFFY: People Magazine People Magazine put Sarah Michelle Gellar in their issue of 40 most fascinating people. Lucy Lawless also made the list for you Xena fans. For anyone who's visited my website and seen my announcement, for over a month, that Sarah Michelle Gellar would be named to People Magazine's list, it's here (finally). The issue with Sarah (Sept. 1st) has now come out. It includes a small write up and a _very good_ picture of Sarah they took a couple of months ago. (Yes, the dress is low cut.) There is a small, cheapy version of the pic. and the write up at www.pathfinder.com/people/. Joseph http://pages.prodigy.com/slayer/ ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 16:05:02 -0400 From: "Kim Sefcik" Subject: BUFFY: ATTN: Shirt info, please read if ordering Guys, There seems to be a misconception about the shirts. The graphic I'm using *will NOT* be the "xmission" one that someone has mentioned. That graphic was released about three weeks *after* I made an all-call for artwork and no one responded. Because no one responded at that time (even to say that they were working on something) I went ahead and had the screen printer design something for us. I'm pleased with the design and because the printer has put time, effort and (I have put money) into making it, that's the design we're going to go with. It does have font that says "Buffy the Vampire Mailing List" and the list address, but it's not an intergral part of the design. The design itself is two fangs with the words "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" between them. I'm going to try and have it up on a web page ASAP, but it was made using Corel 4 and my computer won't export it into .jpeg or .gif format, so I have to go hunt down a scanner (unless someone would be willing to convert it for me). Thanks, and I'm sorry for not correcting this earlier, kimmie ________ Kim Sefcik, Richie Reservist (Clan Denial) ~ MFWC & PWFC ~ Wombat Extraordinare ~ Chancer ~ Cousin ~ Early Edition Lover and Yet Another Bleepin' X-Phile Keeper of Giles' Past / Keeper of Angel's Lower Undergarments Secretary of the GASPers / Maintainer of the "Strange Luck" FAQ "I am Richie Ryan of the Clan... wait, can we try that again?" ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 16:25:24 -0400 (EDT) From: IMALwayzMe@aol.com Subject: BUFFY:Oh boy, this again. >Hi anyone have a list of all the mailing lists you can join? please send >them to meeh personally. Yes, I have a list and I will mail it to this one as soon as it is finished. - -Gia ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 16:56:28 -0700 From: Mark Safransky Subject: Re: BUFFY: Graveyard and Cross Over Silliness > >In this "spaghetti vampire western" > > Don't tease us genre junkies with a new genre possibility! Too late, it's already in existence. Check out the movie "Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat" with David Carradine, Bruce Campbell, Maxwell Caufield, Deborah Foreman and many others. Really funny with some great scares. Mark aka The X-Lander ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 16:53:41 -0500 From: Keryn Aikman Subject: BUFFY: SMG in People Hi all, Just to let you know... SMG is in the People issue with the 40 most = fascinating people... she is in the new faces section with a gorgeous = pic of her. She has much blonder hair in this pic and looks fab. Keryn ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 17:09:42 -0700 From: the_hundred_acre_woods@juno.com (Carla M King) Subject: BUFFY: [Fwd: Virus Warning] IMPORTANT!!!! This information was received this morning from IBM, please share it with anyone that might access the Internet: A few hours ago, Someone opened an E-mail that had the subject heading of ao4free.com Within seconds of opening it, a window appeared and began to display all files that were being deleted. The user immediately shut down the computer, but it was too late. This virus wiped all out. It ate the Anti-Virus Software that comes with the Windows '95 Program along with F-Prot AVS. Neither was able to detect it. Please be careful and send this to as many people as possible, so maybe this new virus can be eliminated. Please pass this on,...........to anyone you know ================================================ If anyone receives e-mail entitled "PENPAL GREETINGS!" please delete it WITHOUT READING IT!! This is a warning for all Internet users - there is a dangerous virus propagating across the Internet through an e-mail message entitled "PENPAL GREETINGS!" DO NOT DOWNLOAD ANY MESSAGE ENTITLED "PENPAL GREETINGS"!! This message appears to be a friendly letter asking you if you are interested in a penpal, but by the time you read the letter, it is too late. The "trojan horse" virus will have already infected the boot sector of your hard drive, destroying all of the data present. It is a self- replicating virus, and once the message is read, it will AUTOMATICALLY forward itself to anyone whose e-mail address is present in YOUR mailbox! This virus will DESTROY your hard drive, and holds the potential to DESTROY the hard drive of anyone whose mail is in your IN BOX, and whose mail is in their in box and so on. If this virus keeps getting passed, it has the potential to do a great deal of damage to computer networks worldwide!!!! Please, delete the message entitled "PENPAL GREETINGS!" AS SOON AS YOU SEE IT! Pass this message along to all of your friends and other readers of the newsgroups and mailing lists which you are on so that they are not hurt by this dangerous virus!!!! Please pass this along to everyone you know so this can be stopped. IBM Global Services Lucent Technologies Outsourcing Network Systems AD/M Transition Manager - --------------3F3623262910-- - --------- End forwarded message ---------- ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 20:16:11 -0400 From: sah Subject: Re: BUFFY: [Fwd: Virus Warning] Before people jump on the bandwagon, this virus is a hoax. It's a variation of the GoodTimes virus hoax that still crops up on the internet. Please DO NOT panic, or forward this information onto other loops. Also, if you come across a virus warning, please check with either me or Jill for permission to post it to the list--99% of these are bogus. - --sah - -- sah * romana@mindspring.com * romana@aol.com NatPack * BotCoS * JunglePatrol * Bishop * FoFoD * CartoonSharon The Buffy Mailing List page: http://www.mindspring.com/~romana/buffylist/ "Be a Nazi, be a hypocrite, be a dictator, be a kitten killer, just don't be a Republican." ---Alora ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 17:22:21 PDT From: "" Subject: BUFFY: You know you watch too much Buffy when... I started this list a few days ago on my page, I'm looking for suggestions, the URL is http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/9936/TooMuch.html The ones I have so far are: - - Too much Buffy? There's no such thing! - - Everytime you hear the word vampire you take your stake out of your pocket - - You carry a stake at all times - -You get suspicious when people are *looking* at your neck - -You suspect your female substitute teacher of being a praying mantis - -You try to convince your parents to change the ornament on the top of your Christmas tree to one that looks like David Boreanaz - -You attend Christian church services, and your not Christian hoping to see Angel - -You suspect that one of the cheerleaders is really her mother - -You're afraid to try out for cheerleading, in case you spontaneously combust - -You attack the most popular girl in the school with a stake - -You’re afraid to open your locker in case a dead guy falls on you - -You hit the delete button when you finish writing the program in your computer class - -You won’t go near California because that’s where the hellmouth is - -You carry a stake at ALL times - -You get grounded, and you truly believe the world will end unless you stop the vampires - -In science class, you pour the formula you got from the witch episode on all the cheerleaders - -You drink Martinis in one big gulp - -You never volunteer to help your teachers with anything at any time - -You don’t date because you don’t want to endanger the lives of guys - -You’re suspicious of all children - -You won’t go anywhere near the hyena cage at the zoo - -You’re suspicious of zookeepers - -You’re afraid to eat in the caf at your school, in case they have dead teachers in the fridge - -You won’t kiss anyone, for fear they’ll become a vampire - -You think the class nerd is trying to kill you - -Ventriloquist dummies wig you out - -You buy a ventriloquist dummy and name him sid - -You refuse to participate in your schools talent show - -You never write ‘Have a nice summer’ in people’s yearbooks - -You accuse everyone who writes ‘Have a Nice summer’ in your yearbook of hating you, and tell them they’ll be responsible if you become invisible - -You refuse to go to the library at your new school for fear that the new librarian will tell you you are the slayer - -You will never help a little kid (in case he's the annointed one) - -When your BF gives you a cross, your afraid he knows your secret identity - -You won't enter your school talent show, in case you end up dead - -You carry around an exacto knife. Just in case ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 17:22:36 PDT From: "" Subject: BUFFY: You know you watch too much Buffy when... I started this list a few days ago on my page, I'm looking for suggestions, the URL is http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/9936/TooMuch.html The ones I have so far are: - - Too much Buffy? There's no such thing! - - Everytime you hear the word vampire you take your stake out of your pocket - - You carry a stake at all times - -You get suspicious when people are *looking* at your neck - -You suspect your female substitute teacher of being a praying mantis - -You try to convince your parents to change the ornament on the top of your Christmas tree to one that looks like David Boreanaz - -You attend Christian church services, and your not Christian hoping to see Angel - -You suspect that one of the cheerleaders is really her mother - -You're afraid to try out for cheerleading, in case you spontaneously combust - -You attack the most popular girl in the school with a stake - -You’re afraid to open your locker in case a dead guy falls on you - -You hit the delete button when you finish writing the program in your computer class - -You won’t go near California because that’s where the hellmouth is - -You carry a stake at ALL times - -You get grounded, and you truly believe the world will end unless you stop the vampires - -In science class, you pour the formula you got from the witch episode on all the cheerleaders - -You drink Martinis in one big gulp - -You never volunteer to help your teachers with anything at any time - -You don’t date because you don’t want to endanger the lives of guys - -You’re suspicious of all children - -You won’t go anywhere near the hyena cage at the zoo - -You’re suspicious of zookeepers - -You’re afraid to eat in the caf at your school, in case they have dead teachers in the fridge - -You won’t kiss anyone, for fear they’ll become a vampire - -You think the class nerd is trying to kill you - -Ventriloquist dummies wig you out - -You buy a ventriloquist dummy and name him sid - -You refuse to participate in your schools talent show - -You never write ‘Have a nice summer’ in people’s yearbooks - -You accuse everyone who writes ‘Have a Nice summer’ in your yearbook of hating you, and tell them they’ll be responsible if you become invisible - -You refuse to go to the library at your new school for fear that the new librarian will tell you you are the slayer - -You will never help a little kid (in case he's the annointed one) - -When your BF gives you a cross, your afraid he knows your secret identity - -You won't enter your school talent show, in case you end up dead - -You carry around an exacto knife. 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