From: owner-buffy-digest@lists.xmission.com (buffy-digest) To: buffy-digest@lists.xmission.com Subject: buffy-digest V2 #259 Reply-To: buffy@xmission.com Sender: owner-buffy-digest@lists.xmission.com Errors-To: owner-buffy-digest@lists.xmission.com Precedence: bulk buffy-digest Sunday, May 3 1998 Volume 02 : Number 259 In this issue: Re: BUFFY: aperances (maybe OT, but i'm sure all the Buffy fans are interested) Re: BUFFY: Buffy: Disk Theory BUFFY: Quotes: IOHE4Y (1/2) BUFFY: Quotes: I Only Have Eyes for You (2/2) BUFFY: Buffy/Angel contest BUFFY: DB on MadTV Re: BUFFY: DB on MadTV Re: BUFFY: DB on MadTV BUFFY: DARLA!!!!!! SPOILERS!!! BUFFY: Best Buffy Site Re: BUFFY: Snyder,Shaving, and M.S. BUFFY: Spoilers BUFFY: Sophie Zelmani's CD ( ANGEL - I'll Remember You ) Re: BUFFY: Buffy votes for MTV BUFFY: Mad TV Re: BUFFY: DARLA!!!!!! SPOILERS!!! Re: BUFFY: DARLA!!!!!! SPOILERS!!! BUFFY: I need help BUFFY: MAD TV Re: BUFFY: I need help Re: BUFFY: I need help BUFFY: vamp sounds Re: BUFFY: Sarah Michelle Gellar... RE: BUFFY: Buffy Actors in Other Rolls BUFFY: 3rd Annual Most Beautiful People Award Re: BUFFY: 3rd Annual Most Beautiful People Award See the end of the digest for information on subscribing to the buffy or buffy-digest mailing lists and on how to retrieve back issues. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 2 May 1998 19:06:04 -0700 From: twikos@webtv.net (Lupe Mejia) Subject: Re: BUFFY: aperances (maybe OT, but i'm sure all the Buffy fans are interested) ok, first of all, i don't know to how many lists people are subscribed to , so i just want all the Buffy fans to know of aperance of the cast, is up to you on how many lists you want to be on. some people are just on 1 list (many are) & they would like to know everything that everybody else does, so i just send it all the lists nobody complained about this (up to now) about the aperances, everybody was happy i let them know. i personally would not want to miss anything so i don't mind if people send a message of aperances of the cast on tv,radio, movies, magazines & everything else to all the lists, some people are just on 1 list & they wouldn't want to miss it either. is your choice how many lists you want to be on. i hope you guys understand this? please if you agree, email me personally. Lupe twikos@webtv.net - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 2 May 1998 20:19:31 -0600 From: "newell" Subject: Re: BUFFY: Buffy: Disk Theory >I for one hope that Angel doesn't get his soul back. It makes the show >much more exciting. With Angels soul, the show is like "Wow, Buffy and >Angel fighting against evil again." But while Angel is fighting Buffy, it >is better because Buffy likes and Angel. > >-NiK > I agree to acertain point.I do eventually wnat to see him good again but roght now I ma enjoying Angelus.He is a delightful to watch and a excellent villain.I wished that he were a lot nicer to Spike though but then again s the Judge said he doesn't have any humanity in him so I guess that wouldn't be possible or plausible.It would be interesting to see them as undead buddies again as implied in School hard. Shonaille - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 2 May 1998 22:45:09 -0400 (EDT) From: Betsy Vera Subject: BUFFY: Quotes: IOHE4Y (1/2) This week, the quote list has been compiled by Mary Beth Nielsen Maureen's quote lists are archived at: - - http://www.enteract.com/~perridox/SunS/quotes.html (Sunnydale Slayers) and - - http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Cavern/1763/giles.html (Cagey) - ----- Mama Mo, queen of the quote list, is swamped with her other duties as queen of the zine. I volunteered to help her out with the quote list this week. Any corrections, additions, or deletions are welcome. :) - ----- I Only Have Eyes For You (part 1 of quote list) B = Buffy, G = Giles, X = Xander, W = Willow, C = Cordelia, As = Angelus, S = Spike, D = Drusilla, PS = Principal Snyder, PC = Police Chief, BN = Ben (the rejected) BN: We had Algebra II together last year. B: Sorry. I pretty much repress anything math related. B: Oh. Yeah. I remember now. It's the one with the desks and the chalkboards and pencils and stuff, right? BN: Yeah. B: Like a steel trap. B: I'm not seeing anybody. Ever... again actually. W: You've been doing that a lot, patrolling and sacking. In fact, you've kind of been all work and no play Buffy. B: I play. I have big fun. I came here tonight, didn't I? W: You came. You saw. You rejected. B: I'm just not in date mode right now. W: Well maybe you need to date to get in date mode. W: You're thinking to much. Maybe you need to be impulsive. B: Impulsive? Do you remember my ex-boyfriend? The vampire? I slept with him, he lost his soul, and now my boyfriend's gone forever and the demon that wears his face is killing my friends. The next impulsive decision I make will be my choice of dentures. W: Okay. The Angel thing went badly. I'm on board with that. PS: That's right. I want to thank you. What would Sunnydale High do without you around to incite mayhem, chaos, and disorder? PS: People can be coerced, Summers. I'm no stranger to conspiracy. I saw JFK. PS: Pathetic little lowlife vegan. PS: You stink of lies W: I bet you'll think coding is pretty cool. I mean, if you find two-digit multi-stacked conversions and primary number clusters a big hoot. W: Giles! I made them laugh. Did you hear? I did ... the joke thing. X: "Something weird is going on." Isn't that our school motto? X: I don't want to poo-poo your wiggins, but domestic dispute, a little case of chalkboard Tourette's all sounds like Hellmouth life to me. *slam* W: Xander? What happened? Did Cordelia win another round in the broom closet? X: You're just a big bucket of funny, Will. X: I'll have you know I was just accosted by some kind of, um, locker monster. G: Loch Ness Monster? G: Ooo! Sounds like paranormal phenomenon. W: A ghost? Cool! X: This was no wimpy chain rattler. This was "I'm dead as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore." G: Well, despite the Xander-speak, that's a fairly accurate description of a poltergeist. X: I defined something? Accurately? Guess I'm done with the book learnin'. B: So we have some bad boo on our hands? G: It lashes out, growing ever more confused, ever more angry. B: So it's a normal teenager ... only dead. B: Fabulous. Now we're Dr. Laura for the deceased. S: It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us. As: You don't like it Spike, hit the stairs and go. Take a stand man. As: Things change, Spikey. You gotta roll with the punches. Well, actually, you've pretty much got that part down. S: Yeah. You're a giver. G: I think it's very clear what's happening. X: Fill me in then. 'Cuz I've read the book, seen the movie, and I'm still fuzzy about what's going on. G: I appreciate your thoughts on the matter. In fact I encourage you to always challenge me when you feel it's appropriate. You should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance when I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong. W: This is freaky. I don't remember ever seeing Giles be this way. X: I know. He's usually Investigate Things from Every Boring Angle Guy. Now he's, like, Cling to My One Lame Idea Guy. B: What do we know? X: Dog spit is cleaner than human. B: Besides that. X: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a ghost. X: Your dreams are getting wicked accurate, Buff. You wouldn't happen to see me coming across some big cash or possibly knowing the love of a woman... in a full body sense? B: He should be doing 60 years in prison, breaking rocks and making special friends with Rosco the weight lifter. X: Yikes. The quality of mercy is not Buffy. X: Okay. Who's hungry? C: Do you realize that the girls have to ask the guys and *pay* and everything? I mean, whose genius idea was that? X: Obviously some hairy legged feminist. C: Really. Well, we need to nip this thing in the bud. Otherwise things could get really scary. *Scream* (end part 1 of 2) - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 2 May 1998 22:49:26 -0400 (EDT) From: Betsy Vera Subject: BUFFY: Quotes: I Only Have Eyes for You (2/2) This week, the quote list has been compiled by Mary Beth Nielsen - ----- I Only Have Eyes For You (part 2 of 2) B = Buffy, G = Giles, X = Xander, W = Willow, C = Cordelia, As = Angelus, S = Spike, D = Drusilla, PS = Principal Snyder, PC = Police Chief, BN = Ben (the rejected) PC: School boy pranks? PS: Never sell. PC: The sewer got backed up? PS: Better. I could probably make that one fly. W: The only solution is the final solution. X: Nuke the school? I like that. W: Not quite. Exorcism. C: Are you crazy? I saw that movie. Even the priest died. W: That's the hot spot. Where all the bad mojo is coming from. B: Any questions? C: Yeah. What if this mangled triangle thingy doesn't work? W: Oh. I almost forgot. I made us all scapulas. X: Okay, so we can flip the ghost when it turns a nice golden brown? W: Scapula, not spatula. C: You expect me to wear that thing? It smells like grandpa breath. D: I'll sleep naked. Like the animals. As: You know, I'm suddenly liking this plan. As: Incoming. I love when she does this. D: The Slayer. It's time Angel. She's ready for you now. She's dancing. Dancing with death. S: Our man Angel here likes to talk, but he's not much for action. All hat and no cat. As: With you being special needs boy, I figure I should stay close to home. You and Dru could always use another pair of hands. G: What's that smell? W: It's my scapula. G: Ah. You use sulfur? W: Yeah. G: That's clever. X: Oh yeah, baby. It's snakelicious in here. W: Help me! Help help help help. W: Giles. Jenny could never be this mean. G: I know. It's not her is it? W: I shall confront and expel all evil. C: I shall *totally* confront and expel all evil. X: Check it. I'd say school's out for good. C: Hey, if Sunnydale High School shuts down forever, do we automatically graduate? X: (to Giles) But why? What does he want? (beat--to Cordy) That's an interesting point. G: To forgive is an action of compassion, Buffy. It's not done because people deserve it. It's done because they need it. B: It's just something he's gonna have to live with. X: He can't live with it, Buff. He's dead. C: Okay. Over-identify much? X: So what now? Not even a mega-vat of Raid is gonna do the trick here. C: Is she trying to a big loner hero or something? X: So Buffy should be safe until we find a way to get her out? W: In theory, yeah. As: Fun fact about wasps. They have no taste for the undead. As: Gosh, Buff.... that's pathetic. As (as Grace): I loved you with my last breath. As (as Grace): Shhh.... no more tears. B: Angel? W: Everything seems normal. Not a snake, not a wasp. C: Yup. School can open tomorrow. X: Explain to me again how that's a good thing? C: I'm drawing a blank. S: You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn bloodm, you've exfoliated. As: I'm the one who was freakin' violated. You didn't have this *thing* in you. D: What was it? A demon? As: Love. D: Poor Angel. As: I'm sure he'd be hell on wheels, but we don't have much time. Gotta travel light. As: Try to have fun without me. S: Oh I will. *CRASH* Sooner than you think. Grr... argh! That was a fun way to kill my afternoon. Thanks for the opportunity Mo! Mary Beth - ------ END part 2 of 2 - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 02 May 1998 20:24:46 PDT From: "Rosie Town" Subject: BUFFY: Buffy/Angel contest did anyone hear, this Tuesday Angel is supposed to be hosting Buffy/Dawson's Creek, at which point there will be a chance for people to call in (maybe) and win a chance to watch a screening of Buffy/Dawsons Creek for a different tuesday, and one person will win a dinner with DB. my parents heard it, i didn't, they claim on the radio, i don't know if it will be WB sponsered or whatever radio station. if anyone else has heard anything or has more details, they would be greatly appreciated. rosie angelcam69@hotmail.com Official BtVS keeper of-- "You're gonna die, I'm gonna be there to see it" - Xander I knew it. I knew it! Well, not knew in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know!" - Willow "You don't want to kill her, do you? You want to hurt her, just like you hurt me." - Drusilla "The hands represent friendship, the crown represents loyalty, and the heart, well, you know." - Angel ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 02 May 1998 20:59:27 PDT From: "Mike Stone" Subject: BUFFY: DB on MadTV Unfortunately, I watched that show for the first time this evening. But the skit that had David Boreanaz in it was decent, and the audience gave him a nice reception. If you happened to have missed that show, it was no great loss. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 00:11:51 -0400 From: "Ryan Harrington" Subject: Re: BUFFY: DB on MadTV I thought the skit with David was funny as hell especially that part where the minister told him about being an evil bastard again and all that. ~ryanh > the skit that had David Boreanaz in it was decent, and the audience gave > him a nice reception. > > If you happened to have missed that show, it was no great loss. - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 02 May 1998 23:14:45 -0500 From: Laura Christiansen Subject: Re: BUFFY: DB on MadTV Ryan Harrington wrote: > I thought the skit with David was funny as hell especially that part where > the minister told him about being an evil bastard again and all that. I'm agreeing with you. But the rest of the show bit! I was going to tape the whole thing, but I ended up just taping that part. The "widow" was pretty funny. And the minister rocked! Just one question.... is he the guy from "Footloose"?:) - -Laura Christiansen - -- "He's no fun, he fell right over!" Later... "She's no fun, she fell right over! Wait, didn't I say that on the other side of the record?" -Firesign Theatre - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 00:19:07 -0400 From: "Ryan Harrington" Subject: BUFFY: DARLA!!!!!! SPOILERS!!! yay i'M SOO HAPPY!! s P O I L E R S P A C E I JUST WENT TO TVGUIDE AND LOOKED UP BUFFY AND DALRA IS GONNA BE ON THE SEASON FINALE..IT DIDNT SAY FOR WHAT BUT SHE WAS ON THE GUEST STAR LIST!! WOO HOO!! CAN YA TELL I LIKE DARLA? ~RYANH - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 00:42:57 EDT From: LilyRei Subject: BUFFY: Best Buffy Site What's the best Buffy site on the web? Here's your chance to let site owners know what you think of their hard work. Heart of the Slayer is sponsoring the Exceptional Site Award. You pick the nominees and vote for the best. For more details go to http://www.geocities.com/~lilyrei/ and check out "What's New." LilyRei - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 01:24:25 EDT From: TknoPagan Subject: Re: BUFFY: Snyder,Shaving, and M.S. In a message dated 5/2/98 10:03:56 AM Pacific Daylight Time, Skyler58@aol.com writes: << As far as Spike goes-he probably died his hair many years after his change because it is just a cosmetic change and has nothing to do with aging. And he's so lucky because his roots will never show!!! >> Why couldnt his hair just have been that color naturally? Jason - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 03 May 1998 00:25:24 -0300 From: Aida or Fernanda Subject: BUFFY: Spoilers * * * * spoiler spoiler spoiler space * * * * * * * spoiler spoiler space GO BACK NOW! * * * * * * * * * * I JUST WENT TO TVGUIDE AND LOOKED UP BUFFY AND DALRA IS GONNA BE ON THE SEASON FINALE..IT DIDNT SAY FOR WHAT BUT SHE WAS ON THE GUEST STAR LIST!! WOO HOO!! CAN YA TELL I LIKE DARLA? ~RYANH YES! I definitely agree with you I LOVE DARLA. I am really happy that she came back! When I first watched the show was due to her! I am very happy!!! Aida from Brazil - -- "If I fail, at least I will have failed my way instead of failing someone else's way" Jodie Foster (actress and movie director) - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 03 May 1998 00:32:44 -0300 From: Aida or Fernanda Subject: BUFFY: Sophie Zelmani's CD ( ANGEL - I'll Remember You ) Hi There! I guess I read someone asking about Sophie Zelmani's CD. You can buy it at http://www.cduniverse.com They are a vey serious store and you can also order it with your credit card # Since the day I joined the net, I've been buying cd's there and I NEVER had any problems! * * * * GO BACK, GO BACK, GO BACK , GO BACK SPOILER, SPOILER, SPOILER * * * * IT IS YOUR CHANCE NOW -> GO BACK, GO BACK, SPOILER SPACE * * * * * SPOILER SPACE SPOILER SPACE Obs. Have any of you watched the promo of GO FISH? I haven't seen IOHE4Y yet, that's why I am asking you this. * * * * * Thanks! Aida from Brazil - -- "If I fail, at least I will have failed my way instead of failing someone else's way" Jodie Foster (actress and movie director) - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 03 May 1998 03:56:09 EDT From: wildcard99@juno.com (a a a) Subject: Re: BUFFY: Buffy votes for MTV Laura Christiansen wrote: >Not sure if anyone else brought this up, but SMG is being voted upon for >the 1998 MTV Movie awards in the catagory of "Best Breakthrough >Performance" in her role as Helen in "I Know What you Did Last Summer". >http://www.mtv.com/mtv/mawards98/poll4.html Does the winner of this poll win the award that will be handed out by MTV? Or is this a poll that just decides who the internet fans think is better? Sparks _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 07:06:02 EDT From: TrudiRose Subject: BUFFY: Mad TV Was that a rip-off or what? David was barely on the show! If you have a guest host, at least USE him! And the funeral sketch hardly even counts, to my mind, because it was just him playing himself. I really wanted to see him doing a lot of sketches with different characters, the way SMG did on SNL. What a waste.The I Love Lucy sketch was okay I guess, but that was it. And the rest of the show was HORRIBLE. I used to watch Mad TV (before I had my baby and started going to sleep at 10:00 p.m.!), and it used to be funny. I haven't see it in a long time, and BOY did it go downhill! I didn't laugh once. Trudi - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 08:35:31 -0600 From: "newell" Subject: Re: BUFFY: DARLA!!!!!! SPOILERS!!! >yay i'M SOO HAPPY!! >s > >P > >O > >I > >L > >E > >R > > >S > >P > >A > >C > >E >I JUST WENT TO TVGUIDE AND LOOKED UP BUFFY AND DALRA IS GONNA BE ON THE >SEASON FINALE..IT DIDNT SAY FOR WHAT BUT SHE WAS ON THE GUEST STAR LIST!! >WOO HOO!! CAN YA TELL I LIKE DARLA? >~RYANH > This is great!! Darla was like my favorite villlain.I'll be so glad to see her again.Her and davidhad incredible chemistry togethor.Perhaps they brought her back for flashbacks into Angel's past. Shonaille - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 10:27:08 -0600 From: "newell" Subject: Re: BUFFY: DARLA!!!!!! SPOILERS!!! - - >Am I wrong but didn't Darla die? > >newell wrote: > S P O I L E R S P A C E Well, I meant that she would come back in the sense we will be able to see her in scenes from Angelus's past. She's not coming back to life or anything but she will be in the episode. Shonaille - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 03 May 1998 09:47:15 PDT From: "adam reid" Subject: BUFFY: I need help For my english class I have to do a project on how tv affects young people and I wanted to include a scene from Buffy that gives a positive message but I can't seem to decide on just one. I was wondering if you guys had any ideas . I would really appreciate it . Thanks Also did anyone catch DB on Mad tv last night. I was lucky I came across it because I forgot he was going to be on. I thught he was pretty funny. "do footloose " "I AIN'T DOIN FOOTLOOSE" That line was classic. Adam. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 11:58:11 -0500 From: PaulaCobb@webtv.net (Paula Cobb) Subject: BUFFY: MAD TV I watched my first (and - hopefully- last) episode of MAD TV on tape this morning. Man, does that show ever suck!! DB was, however, very cute and played his part (er... himself) very well in that stupid skit. I sure hope this appearance was set up before DB signed with ICM. Because if this kind of TV outing is their opinion of a wise career move, our fav "undead guy" is in mucho trouble....... Paula - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 11:06:23 -0600 From: "newell" Subject: Re: BUFFY: I need help - ----->Also did anyone catch DB on Mad tv last night. I was lucky I came across >it because I forgot he was going to be on. I thught he was pretty funny. >"do footloose " "I AIN'T DOIN FOOTLOOSE" >That line was classic. > I agree .That line was definelty classic . It was so funny but I was disappointed that he was in only one skit. He should have been in more than one but oh weel.That just ruined my hope sof seeing David play Stan from South Park or maybe Kenny.That would of been funny. Shonaille - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 13:08:59 EDT From: Smellcore Subject: Re: BUFFY: I need help In a message dated 5/3/98 4:50:00 PM, you wrote: <> I don't know exactly what it is you're looking for but Buffy and Giles scene at the end of LTM while they're waiting for Ford to rise and shine is a really moving scene. Another possibility Giles and Buffy's scene at the end of Reptile Boy. . ."I told one lie, I had one drink." Giles:"Yesa and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake." Pandora (smellcore@aol.com) - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 13:44:09 -0400 From: "Ryan Harrington" Subject: BUFFY: vamp sounds Is it me or do vampires on Buffy sounds a lot like lions? ~ryanh - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 14:53:56 EDT From: GCarras Subject: Re: BUFFY: Sarah Michelle Gellar... In a message dated 98-05-02 11:54:52 EDT, you write: << (edited) I'm already on an Alicia Silverstone mailing list.(edited) cya Kayos >> Can you give me (and the others here the Alicia mailing list e-mail?) - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 98 14:55:45 From: ollie83 Subject: RE: BUFFY: Buffy Actors in Other Rolls Hi everyone....this is my first post EVER. I normally just read everyone's posts. I just thought i'd add this. >Oz(SethG): daughter's boyfriend (MSMAA) Also: The son on Byrds of Paradise (another cancelled fav of mine!) Oz was also in Austin Powers....as Doctor Evil's son. - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 3 May 1998 17:37:07 EDT From: Gilly923 Subject: BUFFY: 3rd Annual Most Beautiful People Award I had a incorrect report sorry )= in this weeks People they are going to put the 50 most beutiful people but the poll is still open. However, Leo is on the front b/c he is currently running I don't know when they are going to announce a winner. - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 03 May 1998 17:55:36 -0400 From: Lawless Subject: Re: BUFFY: 3rd Annual Most Beautiful People Award The online poll is still open, but the magazine version is different. Those are decided by a small group of people at People. Sarah is also one of the 50. The online version is completely seperate. Also, does anyone know who the winner of the 1-800-collect contest was? I don't ever remember hearing anything else about it. Lawless Gilly923 wrote: > I had a incorrect report sorry )= in this weeks People they are going to put > the 50 most beutiful people but the poll is still open. However, Leo is on > the front b/c he is currently running I don't know when they are going to > announce a winner. - - ------------------------------ End of buffy-digest V2 #259 *************************** To subscribe to buffy or buffy-digest, send the command subscribe buffy-digest or subscribe buffy to majordomo@xmission.com. You will need to go through a confirmation process, and the listowners have to manually approve your subscription request, so it may take some time. Back issues of this digest can be found at: ftp://ftp.xmission.com/pub/lists/buffy/archive/ For help, contact Jill Kirby (jtkirby@mcs.com) or sah (romana@mindspring.com)