From: owner-buffyfic@lists.xmission.com (Buffyfic-digest) To: buffyfic-digest@lists.xmission.com Subject: Buffyfic-digest V2 #32 Reply-To: buffyfic@xmission.com Sender: owner-buffyfic@lists.xmission.com Errors-To: owner-buffyfic@lists.xmission.com Precedence: bulk Buffyfic-digest Tuesday, February 10 1998 Volume 02 : Number 032 In this issue: BUFFYFIC: New Fanfic 1/1 BUFFYFIC: "Tragic Sighs" (1/1) by Ingrid BUFFYFIC: DISCUSS: Let Me Count The Ways BUFFYFIC: Let Me Count the Ways.... (6/7) BUFFYFIC: ADMIN: List rules BUFFYFIC: The Time has Come (1/1) BUFFYFIC: A Night at the Mall (1/1) See the end of the digest for information on subscribing to the buffyfic or buffyfic-digest mailing lists and on how to retrieve back issues. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 9 Feb 1998 20:59:00 -0600 From: The Gardner Family Subject: BUFFYFIC: New Fanfic 1/1 Hey guys! Here is my new fic. Enjoy Title: No clue, give me help Author: Brad Gardner (Gardners@htc.net) Foreword: This is my little way of starting the healing process of Joss' s bad bad = surprise story. I didn't know how to handle that, so I decided this was = a giid time to write my first fic. Please give me help. This is a rough = copy. If you have comments or suggestions please mail me. I want = feedback! I left it open ended so one of you good writers could continue = it if tou want to. We are the lucky ones to catch glimpses of these peoples lives and when = we do we are very very lucky. Please comment. A final version will be = posted at my site. http://www.angelfire.com/ga/gardners/brdswrld.html=20 Enjoy: =09 "I can't believe what has happened to me. I mean a lousy, sleazy, = unbelievable mistake, I let my hormones take over, I killed my = boyfriend. I mean the soul that was sharing the body with the evil = thingy. Oh, all those other teen girls out there that worry about their = big problems, I killed my boyfriend. I killed him! You wouldn't realize = how hard it is to say those words, but it feels good to get them out. = Well I guess I need to be getting to work. I mean the pure hell that has = taken over my social life," Buffy Sommers thought.=20 "Buffy", Giles said, " There are vampires out and the time is ticking, = you best be getting to work." "Sure, I'll get going, but don't think I'm listening to you, I'm doing = it because I have to" ***** "Hello Spike, watcha' doin'?" Drusilla asked. "Nothing, Dru, what are you needing?" "Why yes, love, I want a present!" Drusilla called out. "What more could you want, love?" Spike replied. "I want a lot of stuff, you should know that!" Laughed Drusilla."I want = Angel to bring me the slayer... dead"=20 =09 ***** "Giles," Jenny Calendar's voice broke the silence. "What is it?" Giles replied looking up and at the piles of books they = were reading.=20 "I found it I found it!!! We can bring Angel back. Well I mean the good = Angel,"Jenny shouted. "Let me see, Oh my God, Jenny you found it!!" Giles shouted back almost = in hysterics." We have to get Buffy.=20 "No let's wait and surprise her with him when he's normal again!" ***** Buffy jumped on top of the vampire and jabbed a stake in his heart.=20 "Well, that's that."=20 "Every time I pull a stake out I see that look in their eyes, that same = look that is in Angel's eyes every time I see him. That look of pain. I = know that he still is on love with me. Well I guess I mean it. But there = were many times he could have killed me and he didn't. He's using our = love to hurt me, but he doesn't want to kill me. There's something = there. Something that will always be there. Why does this hurt so bad, = and will it go away?" Buffy thought. ***** "You want Buffy? Why?" Spike cried out. "First of all Angel is in love = with her. Second he will not kill her, he already made that clear." "I don't care! I'm tired of him and his plan. I want her now, now, now, = now!! If you loved me Spike you would get her." "That's correct Spike," Angel said stepping out in front of them." I = will not kill her. I am or was in love with her and you know those human = like feelings take a while to go away. "Angel, I hate to tell you, but you will be bringing her to me, you = will!" Drusilla screamed out at him.=20 "I will not, darling" Angel said sternly. "Then you will die," They said simultaneously. ***** =09 "So all he has to do is show up and we can put the spell back on him!" = Jenny said. "Exactly, he doesn't even have to be willing," Giles said = enthusiastically. ***** Buffy woke herself from her deep-thinking sleep-like state.=20 "This is happening more and more lately," Buffy thought to herself, as = she got up her two sidekicks Xander and Willow showed up. "Anything happen?" Willow asked. "No, just one kill, pretty normal, "Buffy said. "Because in your life, that is normal." Xander said sarcastically. ***** "Get out of here Angel, and get her," Spike yelled. "Why?" Angel simply asked. "Because what Dru wants Dru gets!!" "Ah ha ha, I've trained you well," Dru laughed. "Now go," they said as Angel walked out into the dark night. =09 ***** "So how are you doing with this whole Angel situation?" Willow asked = sympathetically. "Oh, I'm still alive aren't I?" Buffy replied rather sarcastically. "Let's go home, you need a good-nights rest," Willow said. "Yeah, I better trip, see you at school" replied Buffy staring off into = nowhere. ***** 'I don't know, Jenny," Giles said. "Giles, don't you think she would be happy to receive him as a = surprise. Come on Giles, you know you wanna," Jenny pleaded seductively. "Alright." "O.K. here's the plan..." =20 ***** Buffy walked down the street to her house as Angel discreetly = approached her. "Who the he** is behind me, because I am definitely not in the slayage = mood," Buffy said. "Angel, oh God." Angel chased Buffy for a while until Buffy fell to the ground. Angel = caught up to her with his game face on.=20 "Ahh, help m.....," Buffy cried out. Buffy and Angel fought for a while and then she collapsed to the = ground.=20 "Angel please..." "Buffy shut up! Your sweet Angel is gone. He's gone. I cannot help you = in the love department. Sorry honey, you killed him!! Angel screamed. "No, I will not cry, I will not let him get to me," Buffy thought to = herself. Angel picked up Buffy and carried her to the underworld.=20 "What, why aren't you killing me?" Buffy asked. '"Buffy, Spike and Dru will. Now I better get you to Spike." ***** "Morning Giles," said a chipper Willow." Have you seen Buffy?" "No, but she'll be here," Giles replied without even looking up from = his work. "Whatcha' working on?" Willow asked shyly. "Nothing," Giles said and slammed his book closed. "Giles, it says here if we want him back we have to get him here at = darkfal..."Miss Calendar said. "So that's what you're working on." "Yes, but it's a surprise, so don't say anything." Giles said sternly. "Anything about what?" Xander said entering the library.=20 "We are going to surprise Buffy with Angel being human again.=20 "Oh yay!" Xander said sarcastically. "Tonight at dark. If you find her tell her to be there." ***** "How lovely it is to have the best one delivered to us on a silver = platter," taunted Spike. "Angel we are gonna need some before dinner snacks. Fetch some. Nowwww! = As Angel walked into the moonlit street Jenny and Giles spotted him. "I knew he would be out, I just knew!" Giles said incredibly = enthusiastically as Jenny looked at him like he was crazy.=20 "Well, I better begin!"=20 "Arora soray clumbeatep..."said Jenny. "...Sisyphus eclytis la voche tra keeey" Giles finished. "Angel fell to the ground, but this time not yelling out Buffy's name. "Oh poor Angel!" Jenny said.=20 "Angel are you alright?" "Oh my God, I'm back. I'm back!!!" "We have to find Buffy to show her the ne..."=20 "Oh my God, I... he took her to Spike. We have to save her." "Well we have to get her," said Xander, Willow and Cordelia emerging = from their hiding places. "How long have you guys been here?"=20 "Just a few minutes...but we want to help." Willow said. "And you can't stop us!" Cordelia chimed in. ***** "Where the he** is Angel?" "Love, what's with this naughty language?" "Who cares, we have the slayer." "Yes, but she's not alone," said Angel coming in the dimly lit room = with the who;e slayerette squad following behind him.=20 "What do you think you're doing Angelus?" "Saving Buffy" Angel simply replied. "No, you're human again!" cried out Spike. "Spike, love, Angel is human, he is weak, so much emphasis on the = negative," Said Dru. "Oh yes we'll fight for her. Winner takes all," Angel said as Spike = nodded in acknowledgement.=20 Suddenly everything started shaking. "God, Sunnydale doesn't ever have earthquakes, and we have one at a = time like this," Buffy complained.=20 A brick fell from the make-shift ceiling and whacked Spike on the head. = "No, Spike!"=20 Angel quickly acted and stabbed the limp body with the wooden stake.=20 "Well that was easier than I thought," Buffy said. "Now get me out!" "I won't let you!" cried out Dru. "Ahhh!" cried out Dru as more of the ceiling fell on her.=20 They all got out, just as the whole room collapsed.=20 ***** "So Angel, you're 100% human?" "Mmmhmmm," Angel groaned as he leaned down to kiss her laying in the = hospital bed.=20 "Well I guess this all ended happily!" "Buffy I want you to know that I am sorry for everything that = happened," Jenny said. "It's o.k. Miss Calendar, everything turned out even better than = before." "I guess the whole gang's back together again!" " I love you guys!" ***** "Spike, Spike, why is everything so dark?"=20 =20 =09 =20 - - ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 9 Feb 1998 20:30:33 -0500 From: ingrid29@juno.com (Ingrid E Stanton) Subject: BUFFYFIC: "Tragic Sighs" (1/1) by Ingrid DISCLAIMER: The characters mentioned in this story from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" are not mine. I don’t own them, nor do I claim any rights to them. They belong to Joss Whedon, the WB Network, Kuzui, Sandollar, and Mutant Enemy. The songs I use are "Ice" and "Mercy" by Sarah McLachlan. "Ice" is from her CD "Fumbling Towards Ecstasy," and "Mercy" is from her album "Solace." They are used without permission. SUMMARY: This takes place during the end of Surprise. I suppose I’ve finally come to terms with events as they’ve transpired. This is my angle on it, and has nothing to do with my other stories. I’m planning on following this up with my theory on what might happen now. I love Sarah McLachlan, and recommend any of her CD’s. They’re just so haunting- great to write to! WARNING: This one deserves a PG-13 for sex, so you know the story… Don’t say I didn’t warn you. *** "The ice is thin Come on, dive in underneath my lucid skin the cold is lost, forgotten. Hours pass, days pass Time stands still Light gets dark and darkness fills my secret heart, forbidden I think you worried for me then the subtle way that I’d give in but I know You liked the show Tied down to this bed of shame You tried to move around the pain, but oh, Your soul is anchored The only comfort is the moving of the river You enter into me a lie upon your lips Offer what you can I’ll take all that I can get Only a fool’s here to stay Well I don’t like your tragic sighs as if your god has passed you by Well hey, fool, that’s your deception Your angels speak with jilted tongue The serpent’s tail has come undone You have no Strength to squander The only comfort is the moving of the river You enter into me a lie upon your lips Offer what you can I’ll take all that I can get Only a fool’s here to stay Only a fool’s here to stay Only a fool’s here…" *** "Tragic Sighs," by Ingrid Part One of One *** "Buffy, maybe we shouldn’t-" "Just kiss me" She gripped his face hard. His entire being screamed for her, against his will, almost. But for once, there was no upstanding moral Angel. There was only fierce need there and the anguish of the inner torment that had become a part of him. He let her take the lead, convince him that this is what they both wanted. It didn’t take much convincing. How had they come this far when he always tried to run away. He couldn’t run this time. Her skin was soft and yielding as he slid his hands over it. Silky and smooth and he worshipped her with his lips, trailing kisses down her neck, whispering long forgotten words of devotion in her ear. She herself was busy at his neck, and he paused as a wave of pleasure rocked his body. She smiled intimately, shyly pulled at his shirt. He understood, and stretched out of it, letting it carelessly fall to the floor. He watched Buffy from behind his chocolate eyes, appraising, and asking- begging? If this was what she wanted. She only buried her face in his shoulder, pressing her lips to the tender skin there. Had he any breath, he might have gasped. Then she pulled away, watching him expectantly, and again, he faltered. She knew, and gave him an understanding smile. She peeled the wet shirt from her body and kissed him again, wrapping her arms around his shoulders. He felt her hand pass over the tattoo on his back. The mere touch made him dizzy. They slipped under the velvet covers touching; always touching. He folded his hand over hers, felt the cool metal of her ring against his skin. Their fingers slid together almost of their own accord. He heard her breath catch. "I love you." He said it once again; a thousand times and more as his eyes filled with light, and he remembered what it was like to be alive- and a love so agonizing and sweet that he had never experienced in his two-hundred years of existence. "I love you." Who was saying it now? He heard no voice even- he felt it, and suddenly he felt her small body relax against his. Her head rested on his shoulder, beneath his chin. Had her eyes already closed? "I love you," he whispered to the air, "I love…" And though he might watch her, he too felt sleep cloud his vision, and only pulled her close and the blanket up over them. He almost felt his own breath as he closed his eyes. It didn’t seem so impossible suddenly. And he slept clinging to her as if he were adrift in an unfamiliar sea. *** FIN Mail comments to "Ingrid29@juno.com" "There is no hope in regretting now all the pain that we could not see We both knew what we wanted and we took it believing it free and we took it believing it free." - -Sarah McLachlan, "Mercy" _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] - - ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 9 Feb 1998 22:56:54 -0500 From: ingrid29@juno.com (Ingrid E Stanton) Subject: BUFFYFIC: DISCUSS: Let Me Count The Ways >So I thought about how I dealt/deal with nightmares. >1) I wake up before anything nasty happens. >2) I change the dream into a different direction, or >3) I beat the @#$# out of the nightmare. L.D. Steele- Though I am of the school that does not particularly wish for Angel's death and torture, I enjoyed your fics. Not only were they well written, but they were *different* - Three cheers for ingenuity! I particularly enjoyed the "Willow" version. I can just see her big goofy robot lifting a baffled Angel into the air. Pity he had to die. You seemed to be having so much fun torturing him! =) - -Ingrid "I know. I look like Willow, I act like Willow... I guess I am Willow" _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] - - ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 09 Feb 1998 22:12:53 From: "L.D. Steele" Subject: BUFFYFIC: Let Me Count the Ways.... (6/7) Title: Let Me Count the Ways.... By: Dawn Steele Email: steele@lillonet.org Distribution: SunS web site, Anya's archive if she wants. All other's ask. Spoilers: "Innocence", references to events in "Phases". AU after that. Rating: Adult (BTVS type violence) to R (stronger violence than BTVS) Feedback: I'd love some. :) Disclaimer: They all belong to Joss. I'm making no profit beyond the enjoyment of writing the characters. What doesn't belong to Joss belongs to Mutant Enemy, Inc. This one gets a "vicious" warning. Well... if you have any sort of imagination. #7 will be sent out tomorrow because right now it's on a different computer. :) Let Me Count the Ways.... (6/7) By: Dawn Steele (steele@lillonet.org) "So what are we doing tonight?" Spike wheeled around a group of boxes, and turned his wheelchair so that he was facing Angel. The old bastard was looking lazy tonight, lying limply down on top of a set of crates for his daytime snooze. "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try and take over the world!" Angel sat up, and then jumped off the boxes -- deliberately landing a shade too close to Spike's wheelchair. He ran his hand through Spike's crewcut hair and sauntered off. "Arrogant blowhard." Spike shifted back a foot and then turned the chair to follow Angelus. The old bastard was starting to get to him. Friendship and a shared love of killing and torture were all well and good, but he didn't like the way he was looking at Dru these days. Drusilla had been Angelus' long before she'd hooked up with him. His toy, prize and plaything all rolled up in one. Spike knew he shouldn't be worried. It wasn't right -- Drusilla was his. She loved him. After all, she might have Angelus, but she didn't him. But then she liked killing people too and he wasn't much help in that department lately. The jealous thoughts were twisting him apart. He felt like throwing up blood and making Angelus eat it -- and not in a nice way either. Moving into the main room, he could see them together. Dru was playing random keys on the synthesizer that was Angelus had brought over, and he was now listening intently to whatever she was saying. "... because all the mice were dead, and the cat couldn't play anymore." She nodded. Looking beautiful and cheerful. When Drusilla looked that cheerful it usually meant that things would be dead very soon. They would probably go to for a wild night on the town leaving him behind like a bad puppy. And the worst part of this whole miserable evening was that his wheelchair was starting to squeak. Dru was looking beautifully dead in a long black evening gown with greenish-purple spiders running all over it. He'd bought it for her in Prague. She loved twisting her body about and trying to count them. He'd even found a small pile of real spiders on his bed one evening as a gift. Spike realized that he couldn't take the chance Angel might try to take her away from him. He was going to have to kill him. And he needed to get Drusilla's help or he might as well just skate himself and get it over with. "How long are you planning on hiding out in here, while the Slayer kills us off one by one?" Spike paused. "You're not going soft on me again, are you? Too many care bear feelings coming on?" "Spike!" Drusilla rushed forward, and almost planted herself on his lap. If he hadn't set the brake, it would have rolled embarrassingly backwards. "You're awake, and it's evening, and it's dark outside, and I feel like .... red and plump." She stretched up, and started picking through his hair for lice even though it had been a hundred years since the last time she'd found any. Spike wondered if she'd ever done that with Angel. Angel, on the other hand, seemed to be ignoring his words. He shut off the synthesizer, and picked up his leather jacket. "Well? I've heard you only made one kill so far... and that was of a girl Buffy hardly knew. Where's the Angel I knew and respected? Still thinking about getting back into her bed? Maybe thinking of getting a permanent arrangement?" Drusilla hissed, and jumped off his lap. "My Angel wouldn't go for her!." She grabbed hold of Angel's lapels, and leaned against him. "Would you?" "I'm in no hurry." He wasn't even angry. "It been too long since I've been able to enjoy myself. I'll kill her when want to." Spike rolled forwards. "You don't sound so sure, mate. She might be a pretty little thing, but long-term? Next thing I know, we'll be going to Reno for the ceremony, and you'll be asking me to be the best man." "I hear she's still wearing the ring you gave her." Angel pushed Drusilla aside, and stepped closer. He fairly loomed over him. "You have no say in whatever I do. You never did. You never ." He laid a hand on Spike's chest and pushed him back a couple of feet. The brakes screeched protestingly against the concrete floor. "But it my business as long as you're staying here." "Your name isn't on the lease... Even if the rats do ." He smirked; one of his best. "You're not still imagining yourself in charge here? I have no intention of taking orders from you." He ran his eyes over Spike. "You couldn't even get away from a fat Bishop with a weak heart." "I'm not going to be in this chair forever." "Really? I haven't seen you making any great strides lately." He slung his hands into his jacket, and started to walk towards Spike. "Maybe I should put you out of your misery." Angel didn't have any warning. One second Drusilla was staring at the ceiling, and the next the demon inside her was fully apparant and she was attached to his back. His counterattack was swift, and soon the two vampires were viciously rolling and struggling all over the floor. Spike twisted around, and grabbed the water pistol from underneath pillow. Then he took out the water blaster he'd found at one of the large toy stores from the bag behind the chair. Wariness and preparation paid off again. He waited until Angelus had Dru pinned on the floor, and then stood up awkwardly. Taking a hesitant step forward, he placed the gun on the back of Angel's neck. "You're not hurting my precious Dru." Spike squeezed, and let the contents spurt out all over Angel's head. A few drops fell on his hand, and he ignored the feel of the holy water burning into his skin. Angel screamed, and rolled away from Dru. Spike dropped the empty water pistol to the floor, and picked up the water blaster. He thought of the time, not so long ago, when Dru had lovingly splashed holy water on Angel's chest, and Angel had tried to trick him into killing him. Well -- Dru was all better now, and Spike didn't need him anymore. He let the water blaster rip. Angel's skin bubbled and burst where the holy water soaked in. He thrashed on the floor trying to get out of his drenched clothing. Spike felt a hand run along his back. "That wasn't playing nice." She whispered into his ear. Her tongue licked out, and played along the outside rim for a few seconds. "Do you mind?" "Not really." Spike laughed. "Good." Spike turned around, and saw that Drusilla had found a sharp piece of wood. "I get to finish him and turn him into bright sparkles!" He grabbed her shoulders, and leaned in for a long kiss. "I wouldn't have it any other way, love." Together, they turned around and aproached Angel. Drusilla half supported, half carried him as they walked. She slipped an arm underneath his shirt and started caressing his back. Torture always got her excited. "Spike... how much of the nasty stuff do you have?" "Quite a bit." She started giggling. "Angel looks dirty." She moved the hand down to the top of his pants. "Maybe we should give him a bath?" "I love you, Dru." "I love you Spike." The night passed, and they had a lot of fun before they drained the ash-filled water out of the tub. (end of version 6) - - ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 09 Feb 1998 07:10:41 -0500 From: sah (by way of sah ) Subject: BUFFYFIC: ADMIN: List rules Welcome! This list is for fiction related to "Buffy The Vampire Slayer," both the TV series and the movie. To ensure that we all get to enjoy as much fiction as possible, please adhere to the following guidelines, and please save them for future reference. 1. Fiction should have Buffy characters in it and clearly be related to Buffy. 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The Time has Come Buffy flashed her companion a naughty smile as she started her show. Sauntering sexily behind the door, she reached out holding a shirt and dropped it to the ground. Angel watched wide-eyed and opened mouthed as Buffy threw another garment across the room. He was speechless and, quite honestly, a little appalled. This was the last thing he had expected from Buffy. Buffy tossed another piece of clothing to Angel, who caught it instinctively. "So, Angel, are you enjoying the show?" Angel nodded automatically, still to stunned to speak. Only when Buffy tossed out his favorite item did he finally speak. "Buffy, don't you think this is going a little far?," he asked as he caught the pair of pants she hurled at him. Buffy shook her head. "Nope," she answered. "We've been together a year now and I think the time is right. It's time for a change and this is as good a time for it as any." Angel, of course, did not agree. "Buffy, don't do this," Angel pleaded uselessly. "Please don't do this." Buffy almost gave in to the soft, desperate note in his voice. But she had promised herself she was going to do this. She was not backing out now. If she had to go one more day like this, she wouldn't be able to cope. Somehow she had to loosen Angel up and this was the only way she could think of to get his attention. Stepping from behind the door, she walked over to Angel and dumped a pile of clothes at his feet. "I know I'm being a little Cordelia-ish," she admitted as she headed back to the closet. "But, if I have to witness you making yet another fashion mistake I'm likely to drive a stake through your cute little heart. So, in the spirit of keeping you alive, or as alive as any vampire can be, humor me. Please." Angel, not yet ready to die, again, reluctantly agreed. He winced when Buffy tossed another shirt out of the closet. "So, how much is this new wardrobe going to cost me?," he asked as he got up from the bed and joined Buffy in the closet. Buffy smiled, picturing a night of shopping, and spending money, with Angel. Turning to him she couldn't help laughing as she visioned the amount of money they were going to spend. Briefly she wondered if she could talk him into buying a car. A nice sporty, expensive Porsche. Convertible. In red. With black leather seats. And an unusually roomy backseat. Shaking her head as her thoughts of backseats led to thoughts of Angel naked in that backseat went wild. "Let's just say it's a good thing you've racked up a lot of cash in your 241 years," she told him when her hormones calmed down. "And it's a good thing it's the holidays. Stores'll be open late which gives us plenty of time to shop." Angel looked pained at the thought. He had a fairly good feeling that shopping hadn't changed much in 200 years. He was going to be in for a long night. "Lucky me," he said dryly. Buffy smiled. "Don't worry," she reassured. "We'll have fun. And if you're good I might even spice up your time in the fitting room." Leaving Angel to finish what she started, Buffy walked out of the closet and over to the phone. "Now," she mumbled to herself as she picked up the reciever and dialed a familiar number. "Let's see if Giles is ready for his closet raid." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two more to go! =) Aramat! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Proud Member of GASP/Keeper of Giles' License Plate Member of RABID: Hellmouth's ANGELS *Official Kepper of the Spare Weapons Cache* Member of the EBF! Where our motto is "Eccentric? Yes! Crazy? Ok, just a little." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Are we sane yet?" -Alex ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Visit my page: http://members.tripod.com/~Aramat1/fanfic.html ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - - ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 10 Feb 1998 14:29:49 EST From: Isis212@aol.com Subject: BUFFYFIC: A Night at the Mall (1/1) Okay, here's the second one! Enjoy! TITLE: A Night at the Mall AUTHOR: Aramat RATING: PG SUMMARY: Buffy and Angel go shopping. Need I say more? DIST.: My place (http://members.tripod.com/~Aramat1/fanfic.html) Anywhere else, ask me please. FEEDBACK: Please do. It will make me happy. I need to be happy. DISC.: I don't own BtVS. Joss Whedon and the WB do. A Night at the Mall Angel had had enough. He'd been poked and prodded. He'd been undressed and dressed once again. He'd had to repeatedly rebuff the advances of tall black-haired salesgirl who, apparently, didn't believe Buffy would do her great bodily harm, and a short blond-haired man who looked as though he'd welcome any pain Buffy chose to give him. He'd been attacked by Buffy in the small confines of a fitting room. Well, he really couldn't complain about that one, but it had been tiring, and had taken great acrobatic efforts from both him and Buffy. But all the other stuff was getting to him. He was sick of being propositioned and he was sick of trying on clothes. And he wasn't doing it anymore. Grabbing Buffy's arm, he pulled her over to a nearby bench and sat down. Buffy had a little trouble, but once she'd sat down all the bags she was carrying she situated herself on the crowded seat with Angel. "Why are we stopping?," she asked staring at him in confusion. "We're just getting started. I'm in a groove. Isn't this fun?" Angel shook his head. "Buffy, we have been to almost every store in this mall," he told her a tinge of annoyance in his voice. "I'm tired. I'm hungry. I want to go home." Buffy ignored the petulant look he was giving her and stood up. "Quit complaining," she told him firmly. "We'll go to the food court and I'll buy you a burger. Then we'll hit the stores we missed, and when we're done we'll go home." Angel frowned. "I am not leaving this spot, Buffy," he stated. "And I don't want a burger." I want to suck every last drop of your shopping crazy blood, he thought muderously. Buffy closed her eyes and mentally counted to ten. When that wasn't enough she counted again. When she was reasonably calm she withdrew a stake from some hidden spot and waved it in front of Angel. He looked at it, then up at Buffy and smiled warily. "Do not make me dust you," she demanded, her eyes cold. Angel nodded, clearly believing she would. Buffy replaced the stake and grabbed some bags. "Now get up, follow me, and do not complain again. Is that understood?" Angel nodded. "Completely understood," he answered. He stood up from the bench, grabbed the remaining bags and followed Buffy as she walked away. "But I'm still hungry," he grumbled. Buffy sighed. "Fine," she said giving in. "When we're done here we'll swing back by the Gap and you can drain the brunette salesgirl who kept eying you. After that surprise she'll never mess with me again." Buffy walked purposely toward a store chatting nonstop about what they still had to purchase. Angel sighed, following her reluctantly, and looked at his watch. To his dismay the time was only 10:00. Another two hours of shopping to go. As Buffy walked into another store, giving all the salesgirls lethal stares, he groaned. "Hell is starting to look pretty good right about now," Angel muttered to himself. He watched as Buffy pulled a lime green and orange striped knit shirt off the rack and eyed it appreciatively. "As a matter of fact I'm wishing they'd send me there now." Buffy motioned him over to where she was standing and said, "Let's see how you look in lime green." Angel grabbed the shirt and headed toward the fitting room hoping midnight would get there soon. Buffy watched Angel go before turning back to the rack. Picking up a shirt, she wondered if Giles would look better in black or mauve. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One more to go! =) - - ------------------------------ End of Buffyfic-digest V2 #32 ***************************** To subscribe to buffyfic or buffyfic-digest, send the command subscribe buffyfic-digest or subscribe buffyfic to majordomo@xmission.com. You will need to go through a confirmation process, and the listowners have to manually approve your subscription request, so it may take some time. 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