From: Jeff Lowe Subject: (cdc) e- mail Date: 01 Jun 1999 11:31:29 -0600 It is that time of the year when we say good-by to the students and the computers. After 6/4/99, if you, or any of your affiliates wish to get a hold of me, you may leave a message and I'll get back to you after Aug 17th, 1999. Thank you for your patience. J. 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That wa sa foot stomper. Camilla _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Art Wagner Subject: (cdc) a request from Gillian Date: 02 Jun 1999 19:31:23 -0700 Hey all! This is a request for any of you going to Uprising. The axe-maker Wolf is making a rather substantial weapon for me at the behest of my lady. It just occurred to me that he might bring it to Uprising (if it's done) on the chance that I might be there. Could someone please check with him and see if it's finished and there. I'd like to have it stay in Artemisia if possible, it's one heck of a lot closer than Wyoming is. (Wolf dosen't have a phone #, so getting in touch with him is difficult.) I'm trying to arrange for someone to snag it for me if it's there... hopefully someone in Boise (it's closer), but I'd appreciate anyone asking and letting him know I'm trying to get ahold of him. It's a halbard, much like those he made for Artemisia (or so I'm told). thanks! Gillian P.S. does anyone know how to get ahold of Varia Goff? She knows him very well and would be great to talk to before Uprising if possible. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Art Wagner Subject: Re: (cdc) a request from Gillian Date: 03 Jun 1999 23:09:37 -0700 Thanks folks :-) *lots* of private replies! G-man ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Art Wagner Subject: (cdc) [Fwd: URL for Russian news release] Date: 04 Jun 1999 15:51:18 -0700 A friend of mine sent me this... you *really* wan to check this out, it's worth the time. Gillian Leslie Helms wrote: > http://www.theonion.com/onion3520/sca_siezes_russia.html > > Especially fun for me because some of the people in the pics are on my > Slavic mailing list. And they tell us that Glymm Mere couldn't beat BaO in > a fair fight! Hah! I bet we have more than enough photographic and other > forgery expertise to do that. > > Larisa ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Merrill C. Pugmire" Subject: (cdc) Porn or pony? Date: 22 Jun 1999 18:00:18 -0600 For all those in the Shire who secretly yearn to be Onomasticists (naming scholar), your friendly neighborhood herald brings you this exersize. http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-pornorpony.html Anneas ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "DeseretMail" Subject: (cdc) Challenge Date: 22 Jun 1999 20:22:45 MDT This is for all of you that accepted the call for defenders of Mistress Rebecca's honor. The challenge WILL NOT take place at Coronation. It turns out that the man who issued the challenge isn't even an armored combatant. I spoke with a knight from his group and I think the 'challenger' understands the seriousness of the matter. I hope he'll think twice before he makes such a brash statement in the future. We are going to let the matter drop. Thanks for your eagerness to defend Rebecca, Landolf