From: owner-klf-digest@lists.xmission.com (klf-digest) To: klf-digest@lists.xmission.com Subject: klf-digest V2 #133 Reply-To: klf-digest Sender: owner-klf-digest@lists.xmission.com Errors-To: owner-klf-digest@lists.xmission.com Precedence: bulk X-No-Archive: yes klf-digest Friday, September 4 1998 Volume 02 : Number 133 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1998 22:34:57 +0100 From: "Phil Blake" Subject: (klf) KLF RIP-OFF SCAMS With all this talk about being ripped off recently, I just wondered how many people on the list were ripped off by a bloke called KEITH WILKES about 5-6 years ago? He advertised a Stadium House Box set which comprised of a metal box with Cd's, Paper hat, Stickers & stuff. I think it was about £35. He was flooded with orders and sodded off with the cash. The police were involved as they contacted me and said they hoped to return everyones money, needless to say I didnt get mine. I remember Pete Robinson got caught out as well. Anyone else? Phil..... # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1998 22:37:06 +0100 From: "Phil Blake" Subject: Re: (klf) Can anyone verify this? - -----Original Message----- From: Alan White >plus they >were on Irish Television on the chat show the Late Late Show, >bizarrely being interviewed along with Joe Elliot. They were also >interviewed on some BBC2 program about pyramids, >explaining what the pyramid they wanted to build was about. That was >screened less than six months ago, the RTE interview less than a year >after the initial BBC2 K Foundation documentary. Does anyone have these? Phil.. # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 02 Sep 1998 01:28:41 +0300 From: "Panayiotis 'Bizzzare' Liapis" Subject: Re: (klf) CD delivery failures I still think someone should kick his ass, BADLY - -And since everyone who ordered something from him is realizing this, I= think they've basically resigned themselves to not receiving what they= paid for. Chill, Bizzzare Love is, a soul in 2 bodies... - -------------------------------------- Bizzzare, in his awesome obsessive quest towards 'The Lost Continent'.= There, he finds his 'White Room', and his 'Fleria'. He has won... Obsessions : The KLF, Hip-hop, Cinema, 'Fleria', Comics Web-page : http://users.otenet.gr/~bizzzare Age:17 # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 02 Sep 1998 12:14:35 GMT From: klf@cracl.demon.co.uk (Smiley) Subject: (klf) Smiley's Spares afternoon all. i'm selling off a bunch of records and cds, as i need to raise some cash. take a look at: www.compton.co.uk/smiley.htm if you like: Orb Orbital Future Sound of London Leftfield 808state New Order/Joy Divison/Electronic/Monaco Pet Shop Boys Saint Etienne David Holmes Garbage Youth remixes ZTT & related (Propaganda, Art of Noise, Seal, Holly Johnson) plus other rare remixes and stuff... cheers. - -- Smiley # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 02 Sep 1998 13:52:19 +0000 From: Richard Hearley Subject: (klf) KLF MPEGs I wondered if anyone knows any other sites for KLF Mpeg files..... Have already visited Mancentral and the WROST files at klf.juniorboy.com I'd love to know what the Monster Attack Mix of What Time Is Love is like ????? has anyone heard it ??? Rich # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Sep 98 10:47:50 +0100 From: DEF Subject: (klf) Dutton finally got 2 cds ordered in march - plus an extra one as an apology - about 6 weeks ago, after many polite yet insistent phone calls & a couple of letters. i think if you hassle the fucker (or his beleaguered missus) enough he'll send the things out. perhaps everyone who's waiting for stuff should take it in turns to phone and write EVERY DAY on behalf of everyone...? just a thought. # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1998 17:47:48 +0200 (MET DST) From: erik Subject: Re: (klf) CD delivery failures At 14:15 01.09.1998 -0000, Mark Reed wrote: >Marshall posts a message claiming that he will definitely be sending out >the WROST CDs in the second week of August. It is now the first week of >September and no-one has received their CDs yet. I got a TWR OST CD from Marshall. Wonderful T-speaker design, decent sound quality. I didn't get around to review it due to my computer problems. I didn't get the artwork yet though. The CDs have definitly been pressed and should arrive at people's homes soon. My CD was sent mid-August, I got mine early because I was involved in getting the tracks together. The others probably still have to be fitted with the artwork. :-) erik "let's go to Mike Dutton's place and burn his house down" - - anonymous... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- APOLOGIES TO WHOEVER EXPECTS EMAIL FROM ME. DUE TO COMPUTER BREAKDOWN SOME EMAIL GOT LOST. IF YOU SENT MAIL AND DIDN'T GET AN ANSWER, PLEASE MAIL AGAIN. I STILL HAVE ONLY LIMITED ACCESS (EMAIL ABOUT ONCE A WEEK) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Erik@xdollarx.com | http://www.stud.uni-hannover.de/~gander/ # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1998 20:24:05 +0100 From: "John.C.S.Quel" Subject: (klf) Abba Vs JAMMS A mate of mine has asked me if it would be possible to dig out as much as possible regarding the KLF/ABBA connections. An old girlfriend of his has just found his e-mail address and one of the things she mentioned was the fact that she is working on an ABBA documentary at the moment. He blathered back to her about the KLF and ABBA and now she appears to be interested. It seems like a bit of an opportunity to get B&J mentioned and I thought that someone might have some stuff archived somewhere that might be pertinent. # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1998 14:52:05 -0500 From: Don Gagen Subject: RE: (klf) Regarding Mike Dutton Try to get your information to me regarding the orders you placed to Mike Dutton by the end of next week. I will then gather the totals and post them to the list. Don "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." D. Banner DONALD D GAGEN MAILTO:DGAGEN@ENSEMBLESTUDIOS.COM ENSEMBLE STUDIOS http://www.ensemblestudios.com # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1998 16:02:18 EDT From: TheMgnt@aol.com Subject: Re: (klf) Dutton > finally got 2 cds ordered in march - plus an extra one as an apology - > about 6 weeks ago, after many polite yet insistent phone calls & a couple > of letters. i think if you hassle the fucker (or his beleaguered missus) > enough he'll send the things out. perhaps everyone who's waiting for > stuff should take it in turns to phone and write EVERY DAY on behalf of > everyone...? just a thought. That's good to know. I think he's more lazy than actually conspiring to rip people off. Could someone post his address and phone number again? He has yet to read the mail I sent him yesterday... - -paul # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 02 Sep 1998 23:13:46 +0200 From: jonas.wessel@cyberdude.com Subject: (klf) Anyone got any boolegs to sell me at a good price? Preferably in Sweden, for simplicity, I've got a few but want more, drop me a mail and tell me what you've got. // Jonas Wessel - ---Don't take 5, take 23--- # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1998 23:02:43 +0000 From: "Stuart Young" Subject: Re: (klf) The JAMS: 20 Greatest Hits EP > The JAMS: 20 Greatest Hits EP remix bootleg [5 Jan 1988] > Note: Also known as "Big Fat 45" and "We're The J.A.M.S.!". > Recorded by Steve Gregory and Haggis of Fierce Records. > Has anyone actually heard this? I've got it on tape - sent to me by Tim Collins I think. This pretend JAMs single from 87 doesn't really sound like them at all. Borderline is basically a slow hip-hop beat overlain with masses of clumsily overlaid samples - mainly rock guitar, but also some vocal snatches. Artists I could recognise include Led Zep, Sex Pistols, Public Enemy, Beastie Boys, Rick Astley (!!) Beatles All U Need Is Love/B.F.B. has a even slower and duller beat with some old british comedy sketch sampled (can't quite place who it is) and nothing much else. The second half is constant repetition of the same classic public enemy guitar sample, mixed with what sounds like the Beatles All you need is love played backwards and some hand claps. lotsalove Stuey # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 03 Sep 1998 07:18:11 PDT From: "David Lindgren" Subject: Re: (klf) Dutton Hello everybody, hope` you all are doin` fine >> finally got 2 cds ordered in march - plus an extra one as an apology - - >> about 6 weeks ago, after many polite yet insistent phone calls & a couple >> of letters. i think if you hassle the fucker (or his beleaguered missus) >> enough he'll send the things out. perhaps everyone who's waiting for >> stuff should take it in turns to phone and write EVERY DAY on behalf of >> everyone...? just a thought. > >That's good to know. I think he's more lazy than actually conspiring to rip>people off. As I myself `ve been selling KLFstuff to ex. the KLFlist (posters, videos and soon records) I gotta say that MIKE DUTTON is probably a no good guy ( I`m lucky I didn`t have any cash when I was thinking about buying the video from him). I mean, I wasn`t always that fast to send out the stuff but not often the people had to wait longer than 2-3 weeks. And also I was on the list all the time, not like MIKE hiding from the list and not repling to emails... When it comes to MARSHALLs delivering time of cds & tshirts, I don`t think we should talk about it on the list anymore. I mean, when we have to for 6 months or more, we are all angry at him for taking all that time, writing "I send my check to the guy 971204 at 4 25 PM and still haven`t got my stuff", WHO CARES? When we finally get the cds we say "Oh, the cd is great, its well worth the time I`ve waited...." Pretty pathetic to complain in the first place, I think... What is happening to the list? I´m getting worried, we`re just complaining about Mike and getting dizzy with this X$X shit and the `only` KLF talk is about MPEGs.... - david ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 03 Sep 1998 08:47:27 +0200 From: qrajols@lmera.ericsson.se (John Olsson ZD/DE) Subject: Re: (klf) Abba Vs JAMMS > A mate of mine has asked me if it would be possible to dig out as much > as possible regarding the KLF/ABBA connections. > > An old girlfriend of his has just found his e-mail address and > one of the things she mentioned was the fact that she is > working on an ABBA documentary at the moment. He blathered > back to her about the KLF and ABBA and now she appears to be > interested. > You/she should check out the KLF FAQ, which you can find at http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/dgilmour/klf-faq.txt "5.001: What was the ABBA thing all about? On their first LP, '1987: What The Fuck Is Going On?' the stand out track is 'The Queen And I' - a derogatory, political rap about the state of democracy in the UK, which samples large parts of Abba's Dancing Queen, (i.e. the whole chorus) and accompanies this with cheeky baby 'wah wah' noises. The whole thing is very punky, crude and hilariously funny. And Abba not surprisingly didn't like it. The Mechanical Copyright Protection Society got in touch with the JAMs and ordered the masters and all copies destroyed, and all copies in the shops recalled. To avoid a court case the JAMs decided to comply with this but first they would try to meet Abba and convince them of the sincerity of their actions. Of course you could be cynical and say that the trip to Sweden was a publicity exercise pure and simple as they took an NME journalist and photographer along with them in Jimmy's Galaxy V8 Ford police car, but the truth probably lies somewhere between that and a romantic road trip ideal that the JAMs have and an unthinking 'lets do it' attitude. So the JAMs and their guests took the ferry to Sweden, drove cross-country to Stockholm where they presented a gold disc "in recognition of sales in excess of zero" to a blonde prostitute outside Abba's studio at 3am (!) in the morning. The photographs of this were supposed to convince the world that this was Agnetha, now fallen on hard times. They obviously failed to get a meeting with Benny and Bjorn (if they even tried) and they set off back to England, stopping in a Swedish field to build a fire out of the unsold copies of 1987, a scene which is captured on the cover of 'Who Killed The JAMs' and History Of The JAMs'. As they returned to the JAMs-mobile to drive off an irate Swedish farmer appeared, furious at the heap of burning vinyl giving off acrid black smoke in his field, who proceeded to fire a shotgun at the JAMs-mobile as it drove off. Further down the road the unfortunate car broke down perhaps helped by the shotgun, but luckily (and not so romantically) the JAMs had taken out Automobile Association membership before they left and they got towed home. In Justified and Ancient History Pete Robinson states that on the ferry home they played their only live date for a Toblerone bar, and chucked some more copies of the LP into the sea. The whole story is told in a great NME article, included on the Shag Times CD gatefold insert. At some point during the JAMs excursion to the land of Stigs they were reported to have run over and killed a moose. There's even some lyrics about it in one of their songs. However, one list member (Chris Leuty) once wrote to the KLF about this (August 1990), cos' "...I didn't quite believe it, and got a reply from Jimi. He said, and I quote: "No it was a giant dog". Write to James Brown c/o NME-he's got some Polaroid photo's of the attack." A postscript to all this LP destruction is that the KLF took out a full-page ad in The Face magazine, offering to sell the five remaining unplayed copies for 1000 pounds each. In 1988 Info sheet two, King Boy says "we sold 3 of the 5 LP's ... it went some way to paying off our creditors, we gave one away as a prize. We have one left, the price just keeps going up." This could be the copy oft seen in the back window of their ice-cream van." # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 04 Sep 1998 04:28:59 PDT From: "Stephane MONTHIEU" Subject: (klf) VERY IMPORTANT!!! Hi All, I'm French and I saw the CD of "K Cera Cera" in a second hand record shop. The case is used but the CD is good. If someone want it, please reply me quickly. Thanx P.S.: I still have the french promo CD of FTM and the french 12"PD of J&A/AWTIL (Ref. PD1) (do you remember it Tim? ;-) ). - ------------------------------ Stephane "Steve M.D." MONTHIEU "Ladies and gentlemen, The KLF has now left the building..." ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1998 09:33:29 -0600 From: Lazlo Nibble Subject: (klf) amazon.com: "K Foundation Burn A Million Quid" Just got email from amazon.com that they will be selling "K Foundation Burn A Million Quid" Real Soon Now. From the price ($25 discounted to $20) I think they're importing it. URL: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=1899858377/e - -- ::: Lazlo (lazlo@swcp.com; http://www.swcp.com/lazlo) ::: Internet Music Wantlists: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo/Wantlists # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1998 15:46:20 -0400 From: ChillOut Subject: (klf) for those who follow : ) Date: Fri, 04 Sep 1998 11:01:35 PDT Subject: HTTP://WWW.T2K.Net/ page has changed. the quartermaster has detected new changes in: HTTP://WWW.T2K.Net/ # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1998 22:18:56 +0100 From: "Phil Blake" Subject: (klf) Gimpo on the Telly Gimpo has just been on the telly on a prog called Britains Craziest Driving Stories, talking about the M25 spin. M/A/D, why did'nt you tell us????? By the time I'd got a video tape in it was over, Doh!!! It showed a short clip of the film with soundtrack and M/A/D, Kevin, Dragon & co watching it. Did'nt see my car though, although Andy R's Granada made a short appearance. Anyone get it on tape PLEASE? Phil.. # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1998 23:28:10 +0100 From: "John.C.S.Quel" Subject: Re: (klf) Gimpo on the Telly Phil Blake writes >Gimpo has just been on the telly on a prog called Britains Craziest Driving >Stories, talking about the M25 spin. Strangely enough the TV in the other room had this on and I vaguelly though that I heard "M25" mentioned at one point and almost went to to look to see what it was and wondered if it might have been Gimpo. >Anyone get it on tape PLEASE? These type of programs tend to be heavily repeated on ITV so no doubt it`ll be shown again before Xmas I would have thought (hopefully!) # Need help using (or leaving) this mailing list? # Send the command "info klf" to majordomo@lists.xmission.com. # To post, email klf@lists.xmission.com; replies go to original sender. # KLF discography: http://www.swcp.com/lazlo-bin/discogs?klf ------------------------------ End of klf-digest V2 #133 *************************