From: rubberstampers-owner@xmission.com To: rubberstampers-digest@xmission.com Subject: rubberstampers Digest V2 #76 Reply-To: rubberstampers@xmission.com Errors-To: rubberstampers-owner@xmission.com Precedence: rubberstampers Digest Monday, 3 February 1997 Volume 02 : Number 076 In this issue: Re: About Mycala... *sigh* Re: RS: Detailed Images TAN: Several Jokes-possibly offensive humor what are card credits? rs: Kelly papers forward TAN: great mail day NIGHTY NIGHT Origami Proposed Swap Re: Great Day at Dreaded "M" Place RE: RS:TAN: Grapevine Gossip TAN: VAMP STAMP NEWS TAN? TTPO received Erotic Paper Grabbag Received (2/3/97) TAN - Lost e-mail TAN Re: Son of Grounhogs' Day Part IV (subsection 5) RS Where's CAYA#1 RR? Re: RS: Remembering your swaps Re: [Fwd: personalized stamps] TAN Re: Son of Groundhogs Day Part IV Re: SSS Received sctrubeAICMUS.com Patti's Secret Stamper See the end of the digest for information on subscribing to the rubberstampers or rubberstampers-digest mailing lists and on how to retrieve back issues. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: jmorrison@nm-us.campus.mci.net Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 22:09:46 +0100 Subject: Re: About Mycala... *sigh* Weeeeelllll, I dunno! I've been called a pin head before (snicker) >Oh now come on......I don't think any of our heads are that small!!! Tee >Hee! > >Giggles and Grins! >Love, Linda > > >On Mon, 3 Feb 1997 20:16:00 +0100 jmorrison@nm-us.campus.mci.net writes: >>OK Linda, are these the same party hats as.....welll, you know..... >> >>Jody MorrCatsNRubbr >> >>>Hi Mycala! >>> >>>Just take a hammer to both of them!!! Hey! I have some great party >>hats >>>for the pity party!!! We love pity parties on this list, don't we >>guys? >>> >>>Giggles and Grins! >>>Love, Linda >>> >>> >>>On Sun, 2 Feb 1997 22:20:11 -0500 (EST) Lhseeker@aol.com writes: >>>>Hi everyone! Yes, you guessed it. I am once again having trouble >>>>with Juno. >>>> Third time this week! Grr! Something about the central computers >>>>constantly -- anyone else with Juno who has had this problem, please >>>>let me >>>>know, besides contacting Juno or leaving, you remedied it. >>>> >>>>In the meantime, I had contacted some vendors or vendors were trying >>>>to >>>>contact me, so if you're one of them, please try again. Thank you. >>>> >>>>One more thing... I am in the Harrisburg, PA area -- some of you >>>>mentioned >>>>DOTS does home parties. How can I find a rep in my area? >>>> >>>>Now I'm going to go up to bed and cry because I can't have my Juno >>>>email, >>>>which is so much easier to get than aol. *Sigh* Any cheerful >>>>attempts to >>>>bring me out of this funk would be much appreciated... Thanks for >>>>listening >>>>to me gripe! >>>> >>>>Mycala >>>>Lhseeker@aol.com >>>> >>>> >> >> >> ------------------------------ From: James & Michelle McMahon Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 23:19:38 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: RS: Detailed Images Hi Pam, Magenta stamps have alot of those images.. I really love them... I either use colored pencils or watercolors for them.. They look very dramatic that way.. I don't emboss, I just use a black dye ink pad.. If you are going to use watercolors, you need to use a permanent ink pad like Printworks Watercolor Black... Good Luck.. A brown ink pad would also give it an old effect... Michelle Coastie Wife At 09:36 PM 2/3/97 -0500, you wrote: >I am a newbie, so please bear with me. I have seen several very detailed >stamps (they almost look like b/w illustrations from a book) and I wondered >what you could do with them. Do you color them in like most images? >Surely you can't emboss them? One that I like is a cat looking through a >window that is from Toad Hall/Rubber Anarchy...I think. > >Suggestions and ideas are welcomed. I've never seen one of these kinds of >images used before. > >TIA, > > >*************************************************** >Pamela Moore >Humboldt, Tennessee > >"Living is easy with eyes closed; misunderstanding > all you see." >-- J. Lennon >*************************************************** > > ------------------------------ From: Michelle_M._Lim@siltronic.com Date: Mon, 03 Feb 97 13:02:18 PST Subject: TAN: Several Jokes-possibly offensive humor ______________________________ Forward Header __________________________________ Subject: Several Jokes Date: 2/3/97 1:30 AM Dogs, Cats and Planes >> >> A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas >> to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to >> his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have >> baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who >> couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So >> the boy asked the stewardess , "If big dogs have baby dogs and big >> cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The >> stewardess asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" He said >>that >> she had. So she said, "Tell your mother that Southwest always pulls >> out on time." What if condoms had corporate sponsors? Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everyone did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ... KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one. Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good. Subject: In the spirit of the Holiday Season >> >>Santa Claus: What do you want for Christmas, little girl? >>Little Girl: I want Barbie and G.I. Joe. >>Santa Claus: You mean Barbie and Ken. >>Little Girl: No. I mean Barbie and G.I. Joe. >>Santa Claus: But Barbie comes with Ken. >>Little Girl: No. She only comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken. - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ - --- >>Subject: Dirty Stories >> >>>A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her >>>husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore,and >>>asks what to do about it. The therapist tells her that she has an >>>experimental drug that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give >>>her husband one pill that night and come back in the morning and tell >>>her what happened. >>> >>>The next day, the woman comes in ecstatic telling the therapist that >>>the pill worked and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She >>>asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two >>>pills and the therapist says she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try >>>it. >>> >>>The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the >>>therapist that the sex was even better than the night before and what >>>would happen if she gave him five pills. The therapist says she >>>doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it. >>> >>>The next day, the woman comes in limp but happy, and tells the >>>therapist that the sex just keeps getting better and what would happen >>>if she gave her husband the rest of the bottle. The therapist says >>>she doesn't know; it's an experimental drug and she doesn't know what >>>a full bottle could do to a person. >>> >>>Anyway, the woman leaves the therapist's office and put the rest of >>>the bottle of pills in the husband's morning coffee. A week later, a >>>boy walks into the therapist's office and says: >>> >>>"Are you the dumb fuck who gave my mother the bottle of experimental >>>pills?" >>> >>>"Why, yes, young man, I did. Why?" >>> >>>"Well, mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my ass is killing me, and >>>dad's runnin' around the house yellin' "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." ------------------------------ From: STmpaholic@aol.com Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 23:29:23 -0500 (EST) Subject: what are card credits? I am fairly new to the list, and I keep seeing the topic of card swap credits. Could someonr please explain this to me? Thank you. Laura Cowan ------------------------------ From: lesaj@juno.com Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 23:27:46 EST Subject: rs: Kelly papers forward I want to thank everyone who forwarded the Kelly Papers info to me.....I think I've thanked you personally, but it's really hard with juno to tell what is coming to me personally and what's going to the list......anyhow......thanks, if I missed anyone! StampaLesa lesaj@juno.com ------------------------------ From: jmorrison@nm-us.campus.mci.net Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 22:32:36 +0100 Subject: TAN: great mail day I'm loving having these.... Today I received: The new Stampers Sampler from Baggie (thanks, Baggie) THE STAMPER A DAY STAMP-Wowowowowowow---I don't think I can say anything else A Stamp Grabbag from Kelly Duffie, with two magenta stamps, one of which is in the new Stampers Sampler A xerox copy of some of Giggles "toys" with party hats. THANKS ALL!!!!! As I was home with a mighty mouth infection (much better, thanks), this was an especially good day to get all these goodies. Love, Jody MorrCatsNRubbr ------------------------------ From: jmorrison@nm-us.campus.mci.net Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 22:36:55 +0100 Subject: NIGHTY NIGHT Well, I finally read all the mail... laughed myself sick at Feathers, and generally had a great evening. I'm off to make Magenta Swap cards, assuming I can still play... See ya' tomorrow, ya-all Jody MorrCatsNRubbr ------------------------------ From: "Lacey Kavanaugh" Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 23:33:32 -0500 Subject: Origami Proposed Swap I know there are fellow folders out there, so how about a swap using origami images, and/or honest-to-goodness-real-I-folded-it-with-my-own-two-little-hands origami? Due oh I don't know, let me know what you think.This hasn't been done recently has it? C'mon ,sign up, this is my first swap proposal, let's make it official! ^ ^ / \__/ \ / ( ) \ Paws4Stamping / \/ \ & the rubber stamping Papillons \ _( * )_ / nthrbns@netpluscom.com \/ \/ ------------------------------ From: AlphaBecky Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 17:45:53 -0500 Subject: Re: Great Day at Dreaded "M" Place The coupon in my paper was good for 4 days, I think. I'm tempted to find another one and go back for the set of colored pencils! Good Luck! AlphaBecky ------------------------------ From: Shannon Green Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 22:34:32 -0600 Subject: RE: RS:TAN: Grapevine Gossip Jody's just trying to cause trouble.....again. She knows darn good and well that I'm very introverted and must be pried from my shell. When I work up enough nerve, I'll share more good gossip, I'm just exploring my legal options first. Shannon At 09:56 PM 2/3/97 +0100, jmorrison@nm-us.campus.mci.net wrote: >Ardith, the one thing you needn't worry about Shannon being is shy...in >fact, don't encourage her. You never know what might happen. She's my >stampingmom and I know what I'm talking about. (VBG) > >Jody MorrCatsNRubbr > > >>Shannon, >> >>Thanks for the delightful--and I'm sure, absolutely true-- rundown of the >>people from our list you met at the Dallas Convention. Must have been >>some weekend!! I'm waiting for more of your insights. Now don't be shy! >> Tell it all!!!!!! >> >>--Ardyth > > > > ------------------------------ From: stampatti@juno.com (Patti Welsh) Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 21:49:40 EST Subject: TAN: VAMP STAMP NEWS Got it! Got it! Got it! and YES YES YES. I'm in there, I am I am. And got my VSR stamp and everything. Thanks Nancie. Also Love Julie's card. So special. You do good work, Julie. Thanks for giving us all a chance to see it. StamPatti, vsa & vsr Computers are life. Rubberstamping is art. TV is furniture! http://members.wbs.net/homepages/s/t/a/stampatti.html ------------------------------ From: stampatti@juno.com (Patti Welsh) Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 21:54:49 EST Subject: TAN? TTPO received This one from Cynthia. This is great. Rich collected it from the mailman and between them they wondered which of them was drunk. hee hee hee. I will have plenty of use for this exotic item. Thank you so much. StamPatti, vsa & vsr Computers are life. Rubberstamping is art. TV is furniture! http://members.wbs.net/homepages/s/t/a/stampatti.html ------------------------------ From: JaneyBirdX@aol.com Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 23:40:12 -0500 (EST) Subject: Erotic Paper Grabbag Received (2/3/97) Tonya: The exotic paper grabbag was in my mailbox when I got home today. As Ton= y the Tiger would say, =93They=92re GGGGGGREAT!=94 These papers are so sensuous -- let me know when (or if) you plan on offe= ring an erotic paper grabbag ; ) Words do not do these papers justice -- Thanks so much for the cool selec= tion and speedy service (what more could one ask for?). A truly satisfied customer, Stampfordite (JaneyBirdX@aol.com) ------------------------------ From: stampatti@juno.com (Patti Welsh) Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 22:41:21 EST Subject: TAN - Lost e-mail Due to a power failure, I lost about 58 messages that I had downloaded from the list this evening, but hadn't saved. So if you sent me any messages and didn't get a response, please try sending it again. OTOH, I doubt if anyone wrote to me, but just in case. StamPatti, vsa & vsr Computers are life. Rubberstamping is art. TV is furniture! http://members.wbs.net/homepages/s/t/a/stampatti.html ------------------------------ From: Mark Soper Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 20:36:23 -0800 Subject: TAN Re: Son of Grounhogs' Day Part IV (subsection 5) I forgot to mention, the most famous of the Groundhogs is named Phil... we don't name our first slug of the year since...he....um....well, let's just say he doesn't usually "accept" return engagements. rubberpuma ------------------------------ From: Julie Carleton Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 23:51:44 -0500 Subject: RS Where's CAYA#1 RR? I was just wondering where the RR from the CAYA#1 swap is? I'm looking forward to seeing all the cards. - -- Julie Carleton VSA Any speling mistakes are the responsibility of my cats and should not reflect on my inteligence. http://www.mainelink.net/~jcarl ------------------------------ From: stampatti@juno.com (Patti Welsh) Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 22:03:48 EST Subject: Re: RS: Remembering your swaps Joyce, Did you leave something off here? Or did cyberspace and/or Juno clip it off? StamPatti, vsa & vsr Computers are life. Rubberstamping is art. TV is furniture! http://members.wbs.net/homepages/s/t/a/stampatti.html On Mon, 03 Feb 1997 21:21:41 +0000 Joyce Tubbs writes: >I've had good luck with an online reminder service. There are >several, one is listed below. I haven't joined the full service, just > >use the free reminder service to log all swaps. I give myself about a >2 week notice. Joyce > > > ------------------------------ From: dksather Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 20:40:52 -0800 Subject: Re: [Fwd: personalized stamps] The one and only EVO/Ellen does it....Ellen are you listening? TOD Bonnie Linhart wrote: > > I would be interested in this too! > -- > Bonnie "Lass" Linhart > Lass Creations > 6339 Ventura Lane > Central Point, OR 97502-9355 > > --------------------------------------------------------------- > > Subject: personalized stamps > Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 13:55:59 -0500 (EST) > From: DebbieD237@aol.com > To: rubberstampers@firewall.genie.net > > Hi out there! I have been thinking about getting a personalized stamp with > my email address and nickname on it. Who does this service? > Thanx > DebbieD237@aol.com (MiracleStamper) ------------------------------ From: Mark Soper Date: Mon, 03 Feb 1997 20:34:14 -0800 Subject: TAN Re: Son of Groundhogs Day Part IV Good job Groundhogs!!! And for you Northwesterners, I got home kind of late last night, checked around under the bird feeders and you're not going to believe it.....found a SLUG!!!! So spring is sprung here as well and I now have a small, sparkly (from salt) prune-ish object surrounded by a veratible (sp?) lake of slime!!!! Ah, yes, the joys of spring!!! Now, if ONLY I could spot my first geoduck of the year.... then, truly would my life be complete . (Of course, if I could sight my first Cadbury bar of the evening, it would be even completer) rubberpuma ------------------------------ From: stampatti@juno.com (Patti Welsh) Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 22:55:01 EST Subject: Re: SSS Received sctrubeAICMUS.com Sorry, can't be of any help here. I don't save them except as I need them. StamPatti, vsa & vsr Computers are life. Rubberstamping is art. TV is furniture! http://members.wbs.net/homepages/s/t/a/stampatti.html On Mon, 03 Feb 1997 08:47:50 -0800 ruthann@key-net.net (Ruthann Gigliotti) writes: >RELAYED MESSAGE SSS RECEIVED. > >cstrube@ICMUS.com wrote: >> Can you do a huge favor for me? My Netscape is down and my local >service >> provider's help desk is a helpless desk. I can't receive any >messages at my >> home internet address but I don't get any error messages when >sending. I sent >> out a thank you to my SS on Saturday morning. If you still have >your Saturday >> messages left, can you search on my name and see if it made it to >the list. I >> don't want her to think I'm not thankful for all she's done this >month. > ------------------------------ From: stampatti@juno.com (Patti Welsh) Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 21:48:52 EST Subject: Patti's Secret Stamper Got your lovely card today. Thanks for letting me know that a package is coming after the first. Well, it's already after the first, so I guess I should start watching the mailbox? What a pretty card. Love those hearts. Wherever did you find a heart punch so large? The paper the cutout is made from is so pretty, and I love the way you used the punched out hearts. Hope you don't mind if I borrow your idea. Hmmm. I just got involved in another SSS group on AOL. I asked that she mark her packages with AOL so I would know which were from her and which from you. But she would have mailed this before she knew I wanted her to do that. Perhaps this is from her? Nah, I think it's from you. It was mailed from the same neck of the woods as your January package. Anyway, if it isn't from you please have someone let me know, so I can thank her. StamPatti, vsa & vsr Computers are life. Rubberstamping is art. TV is furniture! http://members.wbs.net/homepages/s/t/a/stampatti.html ------------------------------ End of rubberstampers Digest V2 #76 *********************************** To subscribe to rubberstampers Digest, send the command: subscribe rubberstampers-digest in the body of a message to "majordomo@xmission.com". If you want to subscribe something other than the account the mail is coming from, such as a local redistribution list, then append that address to the "subscribe" command; for example, to subscribe "local-rubberstampers": subscribe rubberstampers-digest local-rubberstampers@your.domain.net A non-digest (direct mail) version of this list is also available; to subscribe to that instead, replace all instances of "rubberstampers-digest" in the commands above with "rubberstampers". Back issues are available for anonymous FTP from ftp.xmission.com, in pub/lists/rubberstampers/archive. These are organized by date.